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Total Nerd Smackdown!
Dig it.
Ride and Occupation All in One!
While you ride this sweet thing around town, drive by a fire and save some babies.
You’ll be the hero…and that kid that gets shoved into lockers.
Believe me, if you own this, you can save me any day.
Play with Your Food like a Man
Buy these plates, and you are good to go.
Talk like Yoda for a Day
Or a week! I did this. It was great when I went to Target and a drive-thru at Taco Bell.
Good, cheesy fiesta potatoes are.
It's Origami Yoda!
I just thought it was cool.
Choose that Back Parking Spot
Afraid someone will dent your car? I am.
Park out in the boonies of the parking lot.
I know you secretly want to park here.
Own a Dictionary
I don’t care if you have a computer and have the typing speed of Flash. You need to complete your true nerd by carrying a pocket dictionary.
For just 5.95!
Be Exceptionally Awesome at Something
Music, computers, math, video games, robots, chess, ice sculptures…whatever it is, embrace it.
Sleep with your tuba, tuba player.
Play Time Lord
I love the History Channel. They should make pins that say that.
Anyway, they have a game called Time Lord that I play to near obsession. If you enjoy history, you might get sucked in too.
Tell Time the Cool Mathematical Way
Numbers 1 through 12 don’t cut it anymore. Everyone has them.
Be unique. Be the ultimate math dude.
Support Your Childhood Superheros!
Honestly, TMNT will always be close to my heart. And my nails!
I’ll figure out a way to put Power Rangers, Gargoyles, Batman and Captain Planet on my fingernails too.
I’m ecstatic.
Heros in a half shell, TURTLE POWER!
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines, Raphael is cool but crude, Michaelangelo is a party dude.
Own a Periodic Table
Bring Chemistry into your home! Instead of memorizing the elements on boring things like paper, read off your very own Periodic Table!
You will also be shoved in a locker.
Or if you are older, you will be shunned from the other office workers. I feel for you.
Deck Your Door with Hazard Signs
Fear will strike anyone brave enough to dare enter your domain.
Watch out for that freaking asteroid!
Keep Your Action Figure Collection
Just in case that special someone comes over, you can show them your spiffy collection.
I am a proud action figure collector. Check it.
Why throw it all away after saving up for so many years?
I'm an Artist.
Use Paint on Your Computer
It’s there for a reason.
Use it wisely like I did.
Be in a Nerdy Club
Anime Club is totally sweet!
Or you could join in on some D and D.
NO! Not a rapid shot!
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