How to be a Starbucks Customer

How to be a Starbucks Customer

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This guide was funny. It’s extremely irksome to me when someone walks up to the counter and “can’t” disconnect the phone from their ear. I’m sorry, but I’m sure telling your girlfriend about how your bra doesn’t fit and how you’re buying a new one can wait.

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For those who ever find themselves at the first Starbucks here in Seattle, I feel compelled to let you know that groping and mimed-licking at the original logo’s heaving, exposed chest is frowned upon. Not that I don’t still do it, but I’m also a big tipper.

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Starbucks makes coffee?!

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…name for a black owned coffee joint – there slogan is “we don’t leave room for cream” – and the barrista’s are allowed to wear blue-tooth and give attitude – and they don’t have a tip jar there cuz they don’t know what a “tip” is. – and that came strait from the stallions mouth.

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Just had my second day of training. i don’t know what you’re talking about here. the customers in Beverly Hills are great, but there is one lady – looks like whoopie goldberg before she got discovered by billy crystal – she plays crossword puzzles and talks to herself – i think she is there everyday for at least 4-5hrs a time – she’s a “slave to the grind” which i think would make a great…

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Haha, I used to make coffee and I know the pain you feel… Inland Empire’s even worse on the tips I bet.

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