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Signs that you're a HOT MESS
- by chelsea
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- August 29, 2008
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Some people believe that the definition came from hotNESS, as a counterpart. Since, many versions of "The Hot Mess" have come about and morphed into different variations of messiness. To give you an idea here are a few definitions of HOT MESS: "a derogatory term describing a situation, behavior, appearance, etc. that is disastrously bad. Think "faux pas" but times ten. Possible origin is literal (think, steaming dogpile)" I happen to think that definition is the most accurate, example, "She got up on stage and tried to sing Beyonce's "Dangerously In Love" but her performance was a hot mess." Whether the Hot Mess is in appearance, a situation, or an action...below are some examples. Beware, if you are guilty of any of them....you may be, a hot mess.
You're out in public....in your bra.
The bra is really the last of Amy Winehouse’s problems right now. The crack may trump exposing yourself in public, but the crack is most likely the culprit behind the hot MESSINESS. When I was younger I wanted an EXCUSE to wear my bra in public, especially one of my fancy lacy ones (what is the point of those if no one is going to see them or they’re just going to throw them on the floor?) I have since realized I will never be a Victoria Secret Model and I’d like to avoid being a hot mess. Looks like my dreams are crushed.
Azaleas
223 E 10th St, New York, NY 10003
The one thing that Amy and Britney got right was, their bra’s were kinda pretty? I suppose if you’re going to show them off to strangers, you may as well “dress it up.” Pick up a lacy bra, leave your shirt at home and gallop around the streets of New York. Let me know how long it takes before you get arrested, for future reference.
The one thing that Amy and Britney got right was, their bra’s were kinda pretty? I suppose if you’re going to show them off to strangers, you may as well “dress it up.” Pick up a lacy bra, leave your shirt at home and gallop around the streets of New York. Let me know how long it takes before you get arrested, for future reference.
Impact Self Defense
147 W 25th St, New York, NY 10001
Whether you’re the hot mess who has a bunch of hot mess friends you need to protect yourself or you’re a victim of Amy Winehouse and Naomi Campbell’s punching rampage, self defense may be what you need for maximum safety.
Whether you’re the hot mess who has a bunch of hot mess friends you need to protect yourself or you’re a victim of Amy Winehouse and Naomi Campbell’s punching rampage, self defense may be what you need for maximum safety.
Thirdpower Fitness Llc
46 W 22nd St Apt 3, New York, NY 10010
Maybe you’re just a hot mess who needs to lose a few extra pounds….while you kick ass. Street boxing should be your work of choice then, obviously, off of the street.
Maybe you’re just a hot mess who needs to lose a few extra pounds….while you kick ass. Street boxing should be your work of choice then, obviously, off of the street.
You tattoo yourself, with a picture of YOURSELF?
Like so many others that are clearly hot mess’ Steve-O has a laundry list of problems that have nothing to do with ink, but more like, mental illness, etc. etc. If a friend of mine came in a showed me a picture of herself tattooed on her arm, (the location doesn’t matter the act itself is insane enough) I would commit her/him/it?
Bellevue Hospital
462 1st Ave Frnt 1, New York, NY 10016
In case you do need a little treatment for mental illness, give Steve-O a high five for me if you run into him.
In case you do need a little treatment for mental illness, give Steve-O a high five for me if you run into him.
You put videos of yourself on Youtube....CRYING.
Everyone has looked at themselves in the mirror when they were crying, oh? Is that just me? Anyway, it can really help, you’re like, “Woa, that is hideous I must stop these shenanigans.” Would I ever put my bawling on Youtube, even in defense of Britney Spears? Uh, no. There are some things better kept private.
Bardy Ted Acting Studio
153 W 27th St Ste 303, New York, NY 10001
If this whole Youtube thing is really appealing to you, I’d suggest taking some ON-CAMERA acting classes, to spare us all.
If this whole Youtube thing is really appealing to you, I’d suggest taking some ON-CAMERA acting classes, to spare us all.
Don't Tell Mama
343 W 46th St, New York, NY 10036
If you want to see some impersonators for yourself, here you go…..they do exist.
If you want to see some impersonators for yourself, here you go…..they do exist.
Celebrity Impersonators
Sure, we’ve all wanted “Dolly Parton” to show up at one of our parties….
Sam Sparro sings about the HOT MESS
I’m not kidding when I say that Sam Sparro used to serve up my favorite cake and coffee at a coffee shop called Aroma in Los Angeles. He was NOT a hot mess, just hot.
Britney and Amy trade fashion tips.
“Hey Ya’ll, does light pink go with hot pink??? I want my panties to mattttch.”
You're a hot mess if your MOTTO IS:
“Just keepin’ it strong and WRONG!”
You're really into OVER THE TOP nail art
If there’s anything that fits the motto above, this may be it. First of all, anyone who didn’t get the memo that acrylics are heinous should send a complaint to their post office. Anytime airbrushes, very tiny rhinestones, and glitter come together to do something to your body, you’re in trouble. Holiday themed nails, even worse I don’t care if you really like black cats and pumpkins, keep them away from your fingernails.
Dashing Diva
41 E 8th St, New York, NY 10003
Even really great salons like this one offer NAIL EXTENSIONS. Oh and it gets better…..you can get an “Elle pedicure.” As in Elle from Legally Blonde. Think, pink themes, the word pink, and girl power. Hot mess? I think so.
Even really great salons like this one offer NAIL EXTENSIONS. Oh and it gets better…..you can get an “Elle pedicure.” As in Elle from Legally Blonde. Think, pink themes, the word pink, and girl power. Hot mess? I think so.
Skintology
181 7th Ave, New York, NY 10011
I wasn’t even thinking of giving you a listing on where to get tattoos, because who knows what level of a hot mess you are and I don’t want to to with your fate. So I’ll just let you contact Skintology and remove your mistakes. If you’ve tatted your face, I’d consider giving them a ring also.
I wasn’t even thinking of giving you a listing on where to get tattoos, because who knows what level of a hot mess you are and I don’t want to to with your fate. So I’ll just let you contact Skintology and remove your mistakes. If you’ve tatted your face, I’d consider giving them a ring also.
You're a HOT MESS in New York City
You Impersonate other HOT MESSES
I understand going through brief periods of identity crisis, when I was six I was convinced that I was a fairy. Voluntarily making your career AN identity crisis, seems a bit unstable. If your aspirations to be JUST LIKE Anna Nicole Smith AFTER her Guess Jeans days, you may have a problem. Same goes for Michael Jackson impersonators anytime after his “Bad” days, it all went downhill.
YOU HAVE A DAILY MELTDOWN
Paula Abdul
….is a hot mess. I couldn’t make a montage of all of her meltdowns on American Idol, so I just gave you a clip of her LIFE instead.
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