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Maybe (Primarily) because mi corazon is on the opposite coast attending one of her many work related seminars, I've decided to get a little saucy with the guidespot and make a guide that'll finally give me the fucking props that I deserve! Who can honestly claim that they've never gone online to troll for pictures of good looking women (and men, I suppose) in the pursuit of appeasing our lustful nature? Guy or girl, feel free to add your three cents. I am so going to regret this, but the two bottles of Gewurtztraminer I just polished off make it all worth it.
Edit: Please, no pornografia on this page, yes? *Gordon Ramsay tone*
Edit2: Self censorship is always preferable to direct outside intervention. Hence the change in title and guide icon. Still, it's surprising to know that our site has such a puritannical subset. Jealous...? Jealous...? *stage whisper* You're jealous.
Keyra Augustina
I have a lot of Argentine friends, and they tell me that in their home country, Keyra would rank an 8 on the ordinal 1-10 scale. Then again, they’re all liars that cheat at poker and invariably ask me to borrow my car to go to the store and subsequently disappear for three days. Still, this merits some investigation.
Keyra
Although famed for her posterior shots, you can tell, she’s pretty damn sexy from the front.
Hot Chicks with Douchebags
Somewhat covered in Chelsea’s sexxxcellent guide, for some reason the most ridiculous, moolies somehow always get the best looking chicks… and this blogger posts the best examples of ridiculous looking douchebags with hot chicks for the varied prurient interests of the Internet surfing audience. OK, so guys like me.
She looks kinda like an unevolved version of a Pokemon, don’t you agree, Chelsea? Also, one of my friends grew up with her in Houston and says that bisexual stuff is all for show. boo hoo
I see that ass is the popular thing here so heres an ass pic of my favorite victoria secret model. Girls next door face and an amazing body. lucky bitch.
I don’t really know if I like the way this post is evolving, but I’m a pretty big proponent of the free market and libertarian ideals, so I guess go wild. And here I thought that pretty > ugly, but I guess to each his own?
When I first saw this picture, the reptilian part of my brain so overwhelmed my senses that I just started screaming wildly, ran up punched my friend in the face. After an incredulous, “WTF was that for?” I showed him the picture and all was forgiven.
Daniel Henney
And never let it be said that I am not an equal opportunist when it comes to objectifying the genders. Daniel Henney is one sexy motivator. The guy is just dreamy. The fact that he’s a closet homersexual has little to no bearing on my feelings for him.
Killer Abs Daniel
“You got a hot body! You gotta call me!”
TILA TEQUILA
Now I’m not entirely sure, but I THINK that Tila Tequila started off as somewhat of an internet babe on Myspace. She had the msot amount of friends, or something ridiculous and still totally undeserving of the amount of success she’s gotten off of it. But hey, maybe if I had huge TA’S I’d want to be an internet star too?
In another instance of truth being stranger than fiction, one of my friends lived next door to Miss Dupree in the same apartment complex and was interviewed on the local news about just that very fact. When questioned about the call girls activities, she replied jauntily, “I would like overhear her you know, practicing singing and stuff like that. And she would be gone for like periods of time, and I don’t know where she would be,” Truly, a marvel of investigative journalism… which is not to say that didn’t google her name, get some interesting results and then immediately check her “Girls Gone Wild” tape out online.
I don’t know who she is but she’s hot and he’s got the tattoo to prove it!
Obtaining money and power notwithstanding, I get the distinct feeling that the “getting bitches” part of the equation is what brings so many men into the political field. Note, things such as dedication to public service and the desire to help people are noticeably absent in this list