You Can Save Me Any Day: The Hottest Super Heroes
How can you not love a super hero? After all, there's nothing sexier than saving the world in a form-fitting costume. So thank goodness Hollywood seems to be churning out super hero/comic book movies like nobody's business. Bring on the unitards! So which masked avenger gets your pulse racing?
Hugh Jackman as Wolverine
While all the X-Men are pretty hot, if I had to pick just one I’d probably go with Logan/Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) on this one. It’s a tough decision, but those biceps are just too big to ignore.
Mystique
She probably wouldn’t really save me if I was in trouble seeing as how she’s a “bad” superhero. But I’ll join forces with Magneto just so I can hang out in the same group as her.
Tom Welling as Superman
I will be the first person to say that Smallville has been on TV for WAY too long and the show needs to end already. That being said, I think Tom Welling is the hottest Superman/Clark Kent. My sincerest apologies to Brandon Routh.
Christopher Reeve as Superman
There will never be a superman hotter than Chris! I don’t normally go for pretty boys but he is oh so pretty and oh so hot. Yumm.
Eric Bana as The Incredible Hulk
Now this one was a hard decision. Who was the hottest Hulk? Eric Bana or Edward Norton or Lou Ferrigno? Just kidding on the Lou Ferrigno. And while totally respect Ed Norton as an actor, I had to go with Eric Bana on this one.
The Watchmen
Even with that crazy blonde ‘do and that crazy purple suit (see below) Matthew Goode, who plays Adrian Veidt/Ozymandias can’t fool me. He’s still ridiculously cute.
Matthew Goode as Ozymandius
I just HAD to include the purple suit.
Silk Spectre
If I’m ever sent to prison she’ll bust me out. If I’m ever attacked by thugs she’ll bust them up. The hottest superhero girl EVER.
Super Links!!! To the Resue!!
Christian Bale as Batman
So there have been about 16 Batmans in the past 60 odd years, and I have to say Christian Bale tops them as the hottest Batman of them all. And while George Clooney is pretty freaking adorable, he’s too cute to be the Dark Knight. Bruce Wayne needs to have that broody/troubled look, and Bale has it in spades.
Catwoman (Halle Berry version)
Not that Michelle Pfeiffer isn’t also ridiculously hot, she’s just not as hot as Halle Berry. Though there’s no possible arguing how bad this movie was.
Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man
If you would have told me three years ago that Robert Downey would be playing a bad ass super hero I would have laughed. But Downey’s turn as Iron Man was anything but laughable, it was just plain hot.
The actress was called in when Emily Blunt dropped out of Iron Man 2 (the actress is slated to play the role of the Black Widow). Hmmm… I wonder what that will do to box office earnings?
Scarlett Johansson as The Black Widow
Scarlett + spandex super hero outfit = high box office turnout among male movie goers aged 18-30.
Get a sneak peak at the second Iron Man installment.
Iron Man 2
This is an exclusive picture of Iron Man 2 published in USA 2. Hmmm… looks a lot like Iron Man 1.
Fantastic Four
Chris Evans made one smoking Johnny Storm/ Human Torch. So what if the movie was a little on the lame side? Watching Evans play with fire is good enough for me.
Yup, that’s right. Lovable shlub Seth Rogen is to play the super hero in an upcoming flick directed by Michel Gondry. Now this should be interesting.
Seth Rogen as the Green Hornet
As much as I love Seth Rogen, I’ll believe it when I see it.
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