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Dudes with daddy issues get things done. We're dependable, determined, ready to tackle any challenge ahead of us. Why? Because we're secretly afraid you're going to leave us one day...
Superman
The Man of Steel fights to save planet Earth, hoping it’ll one day save the long extinct Krypton.
Luke Skywalker
The man who killed my father is actually my father and I swore to kill him before I even knew. But I’ve resurrected the Order of The Jedi. Talk about rough…
President Bill Clinton
He always did need validation, but he was a Rhodes Scholar…
President Barack Obama
The Savior of The Free World, however he will eventually become known to his daughters as “The Guy Who Didn’t Stop Calling After We Left For College.”
Vin Diesel
He blows stuff up for attention.
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