Hot Guys With Abandonment Issues

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Dudes with daddy issues get things done. We're dependable, determined, ready to tackle any challenge ahead of us. Why? Because we're secretly afraid you're going to leave us one day...

Superman

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The Man of Steel fights to save planet Earth, hoping it’ll one day save the long extinct Krypton.

Luke Skywalker

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The man who killed my father is actually my father and I swore to kill him before I even knew. But I’ve resurrected the Order of The Jedi. Talk about rough…

President Bill Clinton

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He always did need validation, but he was a Rhodes Scholar…

 

President Barack Obama

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The Savior of The Free World, however he will eventually become known to his daughters as “The Guy Who Didn’t Stop Calling After We Left For College.”

Vin Diesel

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He blows stuff up for attention.

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I'm a writer and comedian living in Brooklyn. You may've seen me around town at The Peoples Improv Theater, Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and Under St. Marks. I write funny stuff and maintain the blog, Sssh, don't tell anybody, but every single female Guidetripper and Maven is crushing on m...

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