Guide to Holding Your Horses

Step 1. Find a horse. If you don't have one, you can either grab one from a nearby ranch or use a toy horse...preferably one with a hairy mane. Step 2. Grasp horse firmly by giving it a big horsey hug. If your horse is a small one, place one finger on it's neck, then place another finger on its arse. Step 3. Raise horse into the air & hold. If your horse is too large for you to lift on your own, get a fork lift.