SPEIDI- The Worst Celebrity Duo, EVER.

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I don't know about you, but Heidi Montag-Pratt and Spencer Pratt have taken it too damn far. I'm sick of their FACES. If they seemed like good people who were fame whores, maybe I'd feel different....but I don't know that they're good people? I think they're insane. What do you think?

The infamous Al Roker Interview

Did he go too far??? I don’t think so.

Heidi's response to Al Roker's Interview (just more reason to hate her)

“This weather guy was definitely out of line. He should stick to predicting cloudy days,” Heidi hilariously said. “Maybe someone rained on his little parade today.”

Heidi Montag complained that Roker didn’t thank them after the interview and made her cry after attacking her on national TV, saying he should learn manners.

“Please do not be rude to women in the future” she chastised Al. “Please do not be rude to me. Please watch your tone, especially if you have a mother or a wife or a daughter. I don’t think that they would appreciate you talking to them like that.”

NOW HERE’S THE BEST PART:

“I forgive you, you don’t even have to ask,” Heidi said. “It’s OK. The devil gets into all of us sometimes. You’re forgiven. It’ll be a sunny day tomorrow, Weatherman!”

WHAT THE EFFFFF??!?!

I WAS BAPTIZED BY STEVEN BALDWIN

“MY GOAL IS TO BE A TRUE DISCIPLE OF JESUS….A MOTHER TERESA.”

Precisely why extreme Christians terrify me.

THEIR DESPERATION FOR A GOOD PAPARAZZI SHOT

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No one carries their melons like this.

.....like I said.

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Their EXTREME waspiness

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Definition under Rich Douche: Spencer Pratt.

They're TOTAL cheeseballs.

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Though it looks like a nice idea, who actually drink hot cocoa outside?

Another reason this should make you vomit:

Heidi gets paid $65,000 per episode for appearing on MTV’s The Hills.

THIS is not good.

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Does anyone else think she looks like she has a twelve year olds body, with a 50 year old orange county woman’s amount of plastic surgery??

GOD BLESS AMERICA....

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because only in THIS country would you be able to carry on the way you two have.

Heidi tries her hand at "tranny"

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One more quote before we go:

“I like to read a couple books at once. I was reading the Princess Diana book. I’m reading a book about Chicago and the mob. Right now I’m also reading the Bible, beginning to end. I’m very religious. That’s how I’ve gotten to where I am.”
STOP blaming religion for your ridiculous life, even it doesn’t deserve that.

They're gangsta's.

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A FEW REASON'S WHY HEIDI AND SPENCER MAKE ME WANT TO CLAW MY EYES OUT:

Their RIDICULOUS Jesus shenanigans

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Do disciples of Jesus pose for Playboy???

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The self-proclaimed Christian girl is going to bank $500,000 to strip for the popular men’s magazine Playboy.

THEIR BIG MOUTHS:

Spencer on who should rank high: “Anyone in Transformers or Twilight — that’s cheating. Because if you give me a billion dollar marketing machine behind Speidi, we would be Obama right now. I like any underdog.”

Spencer Pratt: “I’m trying to live a more positive, holy life, but it takes work. It’s hard not sinning, you know?”

Spencer Pratt: “If people aren’t hating on you, they don’t care, and if they don’t care, that means you’re not doing anything right.”

and the absurdity continues: “I would do reality TV forever. It’s so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, ‘Spencer Pratt!’ and know my name, than to be Orlando Bloom, who’s famous for being some pirate.”

THE BEST OF THEM ALL:
Heidi Montag: I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious.

Their disgusting need to FEED EACH OTHER

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Is this getting them free Taco Bell for life?

Did JESUS tell you to wear that swimsuit?

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“I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God…. God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get persecuted, ya know?” Heidi Montag

They use "CHARITY" for all the wrong reasons

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Heidi BEFORE the claws of plastic surgery got a hold of her

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"I'm voting for John McCain" says Heidi

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OF COURSE YOU ARE.

"I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

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I can’t even bring myself to watch this show— mostly because Spencer and Heidi are on it.

added by Elisa 06/16/2009

Heidi Tried to Come Out With a Clothing Line

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But it failed miserably. Surprised? It was called “Heidiwood” Ughhhh.

added by Susie 06/17/2009

TOO HIGH!!!

This song will make you die inside.

added by Hi Liner 06/18/2009
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