WTF? Head Tattoos Gone Terribly Wrong...

Matching Hair and Eye Brows Tat

What you thought this tattoo would say about you: I am hip and alternative.

What it actually says about you: I lost my eyebrows in a 4th of July fireworks mishap.

Jaguar-guy

What you thought this tattoo would say: I am a sexy jaguar!!!

What it actually says: I have abnormally long toenails.

What you thought this tattoo would say about you: I have a sense of humor about my hair loss.

What it actually says: The little green man inside my head has escaped again…

Swirly Universe Thingy Head Tattoo

What you thought this tattoo would say: I am the master of the universe!!!

What it actually says about you: My dome is so big, it has its own gravitational pull…

Stoned Jesus

What you thought this tattoo would say: I am a deeply religious and devout Christian.

What it actually says: Jesus was a stoner.

Bad-ass Mayan God Tat

This tattoo is actually pretty cool.

Receding hairline

If you’re going to give yourself a hair tattoo, you should at least give yourself a good hairline. This guy totally blew it. He still has a receding hairline. It’s just in tattoo form now.

Hey eight-eyes.

WTF? Are the glasses really necessary?

Chicks dig guys with big brains

Not so much guys with brains in sardine cans though…

The Mustache Head

What you thought this tat would say about you: Mustaches are sexy!!

What it actually says: when we have sex, I like to dress up as Yosemite Sam.

The soccer fan

What you thought this tattoo would say about you: I am an international man of sport.

What it actually says: I am a frequent customer at IHOP.

Everything's Douchier in Texas

What you thought this tattoo would say about you: I am from Texas

What it actually says: I am a douche.

Get a tat like this and people will completely forget that you’re bald. They will simply remember you as “that douchy guy with the Texas head tattoo”.

When Tattoo Face Guys go on job interviews

“Hi, I’m here for the accountant position”

I'll have the egg head with churizo

What you thought this tattoo would say about you: There’s nothing sexier than a man who can cook.

What it actually says: I am a candidate for high blood pressure.

Snakes can be a good substitute for hair

What you thought this tattoo would say about you: I am the lord of all wild things!!!

What it actually says: I likely own a pet iguana and/or tarantula.

Eyes in the back of my head

What you thought this tattoo would say about you: I’m a bad ass-MoFo

What it actually says: I look like a penis with eyes.

The Dragon Face Head Tattoo

What you thought this tattoo would say about you: I am spiritual and into Eastern religions.

What it actually says: I deliver Chinese food for Hunan Dragon.