WAKING UP NEXT TO ME IS NOT AN UNPLEASANTCONSEQUENCE OF HEAVYDRINKING! It’s fairly pleasant, actually. Most people pat themselves on the back and say “Well, done!”
Hahaha you are hilarious. But what if you don’t remember to drink water when you get home? Or you pass out with water glass in hand?? Not like that’s ever happened to me or anything.
“tiny slam dancers” —yes!!! Every time I have a hangover I say never again will I allow myself to get to this point! Well, easier said than done. And thus, I shall bookmark this.
Sadly, I indentify with and need this guide. It’s so spot-on. “I just wait until I get home and drink my accumulated water total all at once”…yep, so do I. It’s actually quite comical when I get home and I’m chugging water like I’m in some sort of contest. Well done, Mitch! :)