Guidespud Goes Ninja

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It started off as an innocent invitation to Mr. Guidespud to attend a Judo lesson, but it got a little nasty somewhere...

It started off as an innocent Judo lesson invitation to Mr. Guidespud...

As most of you know, Mr. Guidespud is a little stoic about his past, so I thought it was an innocent invitation to try something new at a Judo class.  I asked him if he had any previous martial arts experience and he had no comment.

Mr. Guidespud arrived ripped and ready to go in his own Gi.

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He surprised everyone by tossing us around like a sack of potatoes.

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Guidespud didn't even break a sweat when he owned us.

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We discovered he had a nickname for a while, Spud Lee…

Little did we know he already had many years of martial arts training.

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He says his ninja skills are the most developed, because he uses super stealth hiding skills to relocate his various parts to check if people will say they are “lost”.

The story of his experience gets even more impressive. SUMOSPUD

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I discovered later that Mr. Guidespud spent many years living in China.

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He finally confided in me that he spent decades in seclusion, traveling from one temple to the next training with the monks, developing his skills, and trading tips in different martial arts.

His own version of Kung Fu: Spud Fu!

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Guidespud vs Viscious Fruit

I understand that he has had many underground battles. Most of them are not allowed to be televised nor recorded, so finding footage of his battles is difficult indeed!

Guidespud can be so violent...

He yearned for direction and control of his rage in his search for the perfect martial art. Here is a clip of what he was like before he could control his rage.

Guidespud vs Godzilla

It took years of martial arts combat skills to prepare him for this epic battle. For some reason, he doesn’t like talking about his battles…

He even knows the dark side of the force as Darth Tater!

This is not for the feint of heart! Be warned, Guidespud can get really brutal with his martial arts skills.

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Discussions

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sooooooo cute.

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lol, why is this not public yet… The GSpot world needs to see spud in ninja action! Wow, I am oddly attracted to spud now….

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I love it!

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