Mr. Guidespud arrived ripped and ready to go in his own Gi.

He surprised everyone by tossing us around like a sack of potatoes.

Guidespud didn't even break a sweat when he owned us.

We discovered he had a nickname for a while, Spud Lee…

Little did we know he already had many years of martial arts training.

He says his ninja skills are the most developed, because he uses super stealth hiding skills to relocate his various parts to check if people will say they are “lost”.

The story of his experience gets even more impressive. SUMOSPUD

I discovered later that Mr. Guidespud spent many years living in China.

He finally confided in me that he spent decades in seclusion, traveling from one temple to the next training with the monks, developing his skills, and trading tips in different martial arts.

His own version of Kung Fu: Spud Fu!