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GuideSpud Goes Camping
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- July 24, 2008
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My favorite person in the whole world (Head), took me camping. Here's the account of that experience.
Traveling
I was hungover from my previous evening of dancing and drinking with the lady spuds, but getting out of town was just the thing I needed. At first, Head wanted to do all of the driving but I finally convinced him that I knew what I was doing. Here’s a picture of me pulling the car into the campsite.
I’m an exceptional driver for a tuber.
One of the first things I like to do at the old campsite is pour myself a half-cup of coffee and top it off a half-cup of vodka. There’s nothing like drinking your weight in alcohol to make the world seem a better place.
Camping
Camping was everything I dreamed it could be. It reminded me of my days as a spudlet growing up in the fields of Idaho… except for the trees… and the mountains… and the campfires. Come to think of it, it was nothing like my days as a spudlet. My spulethood was spent in the dark damp soil being beaten by my task masters stuffing pringles into cans … but that’s a story for another guide.
Isn’t it pretty? When I was hiding from the police a few years back, I camped in an area like this. When the feds came sniffing around the campsite I just reached into my orifice and put on another disguise. They never suspected a thing.
After Head and I had a bit too much to drink, we traded glasses… boy was that fun! I couldn’t see a thing … oh wait, I can’t see a thing anyways, my eyes are plastic!
Hangover
After drinking your weight in alcohol, you might find yourself visiting this special little room.
Sometimes going on a hike can help clear the cobwebs of a hangover too…
Hiking the cobwebs away.
As fun as Head is to hang out with, sometimes I felt like hanging out with folks of my own size. This is my new pal Chippy and I discussing the plight of global warming, the devastation of the pine beetle and our plans for overthrowing the humans’ control of the planet.
In all I had a great time camping. From here I think I can see where I was born… oh wait, I still can’t see anything.
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Hahaha this is making me crack up. Seriously. I love the pic of GuideSpid behind the wheel!
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How can spud kiss? He doesn’t have lips.
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A true Spud never kisses and tells… Ok, actually, it was hot, but that’s all I can say!
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