Guidespot After Dark: The Ladies of Guidespot

by ThePoorestTourist  -  June 02, 2008
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They write great guides. The inform, they amuse, they educate. And they look good doing it! Meet the lovely ladies of Guidespot.

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Chelsea

Location: NYC
Fun Fact: She Tivos Wedding Shows and watches them!

Turn ons: New York, Blogging, Famous People, Burlesque, Pornography.

Turn Offs: Dieting, Oppressive Heat, Lonliness, Jerks, Homes without basements.

Chelsea in Action

Be warned: She uses some bad language! Naughty Chelsea!

Chelsea's Guides

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Leigh

Location: Colorado
Fun Fact: She’s a Lefty!

Turn ons: Caligraphy, Coffee, Democrats, Odd Museums, Harvey Mudd College, and restaurants that serve Meat.

Turn Offs: Mornings, Insomnia, Kitchen Injuries, Bad Children’s Toys.

UPDATE

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A new picture of Leigh is unearthed!

Leigh's Guides

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Jessica

Location: Denver
Fun Fact: Enjoys the occasional Mammogram.

Turn Ons: Cheese, Soup, Dancing, All types of Junk Food, Asian Cusine, The Number 8, The Seven Deadly Sins.

Turn Offs: Bad Pants, Falling down stairs, Bad Hair, YMCA by the Village People, Britney Spears.

Jessica's Guides

 
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Gillian

Location: Boulder, Colorado
Fun Fact: She laughed during the movie “No Country for Old Men”.

Turn Ons: Drinking, Kevin Smith Movies, Ennui, Flirting in Cars, BBQ, Tanning.

Turn Offs: Pasadena, Shia LaBeouf, Short Hipsters, Driving in Los Angeles, “Hot Mess”.

Gillian's Guides

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Alex

Location: Everywhere
Fun Fact: Has naturally curly hair!

Turn Ons: Writing, Working Out, Schmoozing, Social Networking Websites, Low Gas Prices.

Turn Offs: Bad Dates, Shampoo, The food at the Mercury Cafe.

Alex's Guides

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Juliette

Location: San Fransisco
Fun Fact: Collects Taxidermy.

Turn Ons: Transvestites, Good Jeans, Ice Cream, Canada, Fake Buffalo Wings.

Turn Offs: Eating Meat, Hipsters, Mrs. Doubtfire, Bar Soap, Josh Hartnett, The Joy Luck Club.

Juliette's Guides

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Postscript

There are many other lovely ladies on Guidespot that I left off my list. My advice to them: Make pictures of yourself easier to find on the internet.

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by Pewpewpew  12/11/2008  Reply

I just found this and realized you put me on the list! You know how I found out? My friend Johanna Googled “hipster ice cream” and my photo popped up on Google images. She said it made her day!

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by GuideSpud  07/30/2008  Reply

It’s getting hot in here…

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by AlexandraF  07/30/2008  Reply

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