Guide to positive thinking

what do you really want?

ok, so really think about it. think about it harder and picture it. Instead of picturing wanting it- picture how grateful you are to already have/accomplished/ achieved/ mastered this.Thinking about what you want is the hardest part. Getting focused. Centered. Not being selfish or silly about it. For real, visualize how you want your life to be.

cause gosh darnit people like me

Don’t worry about people liking you just decide that they do.
Same goes for prospective ‘lays’ (the most romantic sensitive term possible). If you are into a ‘p.l’ just assume they are into you. Decide that. When you go to sleep at night just be grateful for how perfect it is that this ‘p.l.’ is totally obsessed with you.
take it from me I have never not past tensed one of my ‘p.l’s’ okay, okay, well one, but he was a virgin and I swear he didn’t play fair!!!! I was young!

$ mo money mo problems $

I haven’t perfected this part yet. But ‘they’ say- meaning the magazines I read in a waiting room somewhere: that you are suppose to stop worrying about finances. And just accept that money is not a problem. Easier said than done, I know- but I think the point is to stop generating obsessive negative worrisome energy towards your cash problems.
Besides, I’m sure your mortgage company will understand.

stop worrying

If something crosses your mind don’t worry about it. Just will yourself not to worry. Put off worrying and just say to yourself (silently) that you are ‘thankful for your health and happiness’ or the person you are concerned about’s health and happiness. Realize that your positive thought is 2X more powerful than any negative thought. 

picture this!

visualize visualize visualize
don’t wish don’t wantjust picture accept. be thankful that it’s all happened

examples

1.   I told a ‘kind-of lie’ that I got an internship at a ceramics studio in 1999 to get out of an awful restaurant summer job and move back home. Guess where I ended up working the rest of the summer? art school!
2. I told my boss that I was going to move on and look for another job, but had convinced myself that he was going to ask me to be his partner. He followed up my resignation letter with a “let’s be partner’s” request. 
3. I kept thinking about how wonderful my life was with my boyfriend, Like really being thankful for our life tog. that night he came home with filet mignon and lobster tail for me for dinner OUT OF NOWHERE. 

don't shoot me for this...

but the scientologist’s are onto one thing: and that is positive people are freakin’ powerful. I heard that it is hard to crack into a scientologist’s social circle, a friend of mine is a translator in Japan and she was interviewed for a famous musician who is a scientologist and his name rhymes with Feck. She said that she went through an intense ‘energy’ interview with his people. She got the job (she’s radiant). But it makes a whole lotta sense. Toxic people, Debbie Downer’s need not apply.