Find yourself (but not really yourself) on that crazy World Wide Web!

I was a member of the Aquazanies in the 1940s

The Aquazanies were a group of boys in Astoria New York who got together on Wednesday nights to perform choreographed swimming acts with backdrops, props, costumes, and music at the Astoria Pool.

I then went on to become a professional diver and eventually was inducted into the Swimming Hall of Fame.

(And yes, my name is also a boys’ name!)

I’m an elementary school teacher at Wicklow Elementary in Sanford, Florida.

(I seriously wouldn’t mind having my summers off. Maybe I should consider the career change!)

I am a real estate agent in Minnesota

…and, a poet.

Hilarious!

I am a Reporter...

Apparently, I am a CNN news reporter. Wow, I’m jealous of myself.

Odd fan fiction...

I found myself as a character in some fan fiction based on the Wonder Woman TV series. I didn’t read too much of it as the description noted “there’s bondage, tickling, and some other stuff thrown in” .

(Err…um…yeah…that’s a little weird.)

I'm on the facebook...

…really, I am. Although, I found 33 of me who weren’t me.

(It really does something to the “I’m special and unique” feeling, let me tell ya.)

Commercial Photographer

I’m allegedly a commercial photographer who takes amazingly fun pictures, many of extremely hot men. Aren’t I lucky?

I’m also a really well-known knitter and the director of the Office of Sustainable Development or Portland.

Sweet life.