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Seriously Serious About Segways? A Guide For The Segway Lovers
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I gotta say, Segways are the dorkiest thing around on two wheels. To stand upright while zipping through the park, seems like a lazy way to protect our streets or get "exercise". Let's take a look at those who ride the Segway and analyze why they might take pleasure in riding this silly thing.
The Segway
Hold on tight, you might go too fast!
One Size Fits All
Don’t worry about picking the right size of the Segway. It’s all about HOW you ride it.
Buisnessmen Like To Ride Them
It will make you look more professional when you pull up to work in your suit and swanky Segway.
For The Lazy?
Some Segways now come with a seat for your riding convenience. If you are unable to convince someone you’re handicap, well now you can!
Cram Them In Your Car
Now you have to opportunity to buy a car that will store your fabulous Segways. Wahooo!
Speedy Segways
Do they really go that fast? If you rode this to work, you could get a pretty sweet parking spot!
City Segway Tours
400 E Randolph St Ste 100, Chicago, IL 60601
Want to look like a tourist in Chicago? Hop on a Segway and take a tour of this beautiful city!
Want to look like a tourist in Chicago? Hop on a Segway and take a tour of this beautiful city!
Bush Likes To Ride Them
Ouch. Run away from the scene… just run!
The Enemy Will Never See You Coming
How the United States Army now trains it’s soldiers. I feel safe, don’t you?
Sexy Segway
Feel sexy on a Segway!
Tourism Just Got Dorkier
Care to view Italy on a Segway? TOURIST!
Segway Is For The Sporty Types
Hmmm.. you’ll probably get a lot of exercise with the fam.
Now you can play ball on a Segway! How fun is that?! Uh…..
Take It Off Road
WAHOOOO! Slow down there!
Steve's Segway Tours
400 E Randolph St Ste 100, Chicago, IL 60601
More Segway tours! It’s everywhere in this city! Have fun… just don’t forget to move out of the way for those of us who live in the city.
More Segway tours! It’s everywhere in this city! Have fun… just don’t forget to move out of the way for those of us who live in the city.
Hollywood Likes Them Too
For Chicago Segway Lovers
It's All About The Balance
Stand upright with two feet placed on either side of the grip bar. Be sure to distribute your weight evenly.
Wear Your Helmet!
It’s all about safety when it comes to riding the Segway. Just be sure you put on your safety vest, so as to not get hit while on your tour of the Buckingham Fountain.
Segway Experience of Chicago
224 S Michigan Ave Ste 113, Chicago, IL 60604
Put your helmet on and take a tour of Chicago on a Segway. I hear it’s a pretty “Cool” way to get around and sight see.
Put your helmet on and take a tour of Chicago on a Segway. I hear it’s a pretty “Cool” way to get around and sight see.
Multitasking Segways
This could either serve as a pizza oven/pizza carrier.
They Protect Our Streets
Do they? I mean, what if a criminal ran by this cop? Do you think he could catch ’em? I wonder…
Get Creative
Looking for something a bit more bad ass? Go ahead and attach some extra wheels for that “up to no good” feeling.
Sit Down And Pretend You're In A Car
I guess this is a better alternative for the environment.
Segway Couples
Meet Important People On Segways
You never know who you will meet once you’re on a Segway! Someone important probably.
Save Money On Gas
Compared to a Hummer, I’d say this fella is doing pretty well.
Sears Tower
233 S Wacker Dr, Chicago, IL 60606
Now known as The Willis Tower, every tourist likes to see Chicago from way up high! Ride your Segway over to the tower and look down at the city.
Now known as The Willis Tower, every tourist likes to see Chicago from way up high! Ride your Segway over to the tower and look down at the city.
Everyone Is Doing It
Contimplate Racing Cars
“I could probably beat that car in front of me if I lean forward a little more.”
Rocket Ship Segway
A new way to get to outer space.
Whales On Segways
Yeah, I didn’t think this day would ever come!
Take Them To The Stage
I bet this concert was lame.
Chicago Trolley Co Double Decker Co
615 W 41st St, Chicago, IL 60609
More Chicago site seeing! Take your Segway over to the bus and view the city from a tour bus.
More Chicago site seeing! Take your Segway over to the bus and view the city from a tour bus.
Make A Segway Action Film
Oh what action you will capture.
Smile and Have Fun
Remember, safety first!
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I have a feeling te minute I tried this I’d totally fall on my face.
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ONLY in Chicago would the Segway be an acceptable mode of transportation. I don’t think I have to remind you of the ill-fated New York experiment!
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One time I was walking down State Street in the heat of rush hour and a SEGWAY ran over my pinky toe!! Now I cringe whenever I see one.
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