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"I'm going to rewrite the alphabet and put U and I together" -- um, what? Rewrite the alphabet? That doesn't even make sense. We've all been on one end of some backfiring pick up lines, but people get together somehow...I mean, just look at mswen! So, one way or another, someone's lines are working. How do you actually get that hottie to return your phone calls?
"You're tall"
Despite the fact that this line has never worked ON me, it has worked FOR me. He was 6’8" and we dated for like, a week, which was a long time in college.
I deem this acceptable if the person is over 6’4".
"If you leave your drink unattending someone might slip you a roofie"
I wrote this on a cocktail napkin and put it on top of his unattended drink. That was bold. But it worked.
An actual roofie might also work.
"Your tux is getting wet"
Yeah, I can’t believe I said this either, but I was 16 and fearless (or is that clueless?). We were on a boat, it was raining and his tux was getting wet.
This one is probably not applicable in most situations.
@PickUpLineOTDay
A pick up line every day, via twitter! Most of them are pretty awful.
i.e., So, what does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
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A couple of weeks ago, I got “So…do you like a good steak?” at the gas station. To which I said, “Uh, no.” To which he said, “Oh. Can I get your number, then?” This is an example of an unsuccessful pick up line.
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Best guide title EVER. :)
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Being 6’7", I’d agree that your first line has merit.
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