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Golf: Cruel? Hilarious!

By leigh
updated 3 months ago

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Invented in Scotland, adopted by those without fashion sense the world over. Even one of the slowest moving sports in history has its moments of comedic greatness.

Robin Williams on Golf

This is a bit crudely worded, but holy crap it’s funny. And it really sums up the sport.

Play A Round

Some of the top places in the nation to in get a few strokes of your own.

Pebble Beach Golf Links

1700 17 Mile Dr, Pebble Beach, CA 93953

Boasting a challenging 18-hole, par 72 course, Pebble Beach Golf Links was named Golf Digest's top public course in 2...
Boasting a challenging 18-hole, par 72 course, Pebble Beach Golf Links was named Golf Digest's top public course in 2005 and played host to the prestigious U.S. Open in 2000. Its lush green fairways are accented by the deep blue of the Pacific Ocean, which abuts many of the holes. Part of the Pebble Beach Resorts, the course is one of four resort courses located on the Monterey Peninsula, sitting just beside the resort town of Carmel-by-the-Sea.

Bandon Dunes Golf Resort

57744 Round Lake Rd, Bandon, OR 97411

Broadmoor Golf Club

1 Lake Ave, Colorado Springs, CO 80906

The Broadmoor Golf Club offers three unique courses, the East Course, the West Course, and the Mountain Course, all c...
The Broadmoor Golf Club offers three unique courses, the East Course, the West Course, and the Mountain Course, all considered to be world-class. The courses are located on the 3,000 acre property owned by the Broadmoor Resort, just outside of Colorado Springs. In 1959 golf legend Jack Nicklaus won his first major win on the East Course, the 1959 U.S. Amateur.

Tidewater Golf Club And Plantation

North Myrtle Beach, SC 29582

18 Holes of Awesome

 

Spectator Etiquette

When watching another golfer play, it’s important to be quiet. Apparently if you scare it, the ball will run away. Also, nudity is not generally accepted…

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Even golf gets streakers.

Because it’s now been established that clothes are important on the course, you need to try to fit in. Something garish, possibly plaid and brightly colored, is the perfect course attire.

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This will never be an OK fashion. Except on the links.

Golfers: Please the Crowd

While the purpose of the game is to get the ball to the hole, it never works that way. Instead, wait until a particularly horrible shot comes around, then take a huge divot out of the ground while attempting to strike the ball. Throw whatever you can get your hands on and curse a lot.

Misfire

Sell Product

Showing people sucking at golf is also a great marketing scheme.

Custom Clubs

Gotta have at least one good sports injury video.

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