She Take My Money: How To Be a Gold Digger in Los Angeles

If you’re looking to pull an Anna Nicole Smith and marry a millionaire who’s about 100 years old, then you might want to start your search at Lawry’s. This place has been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth, and consequently the average age here is about 70. Throw in the fact that this restaurant ain’t cheap, and you’ll find yourself a geriatric sugar daddy in no time.

Century City is not only home to super agency CAA, but the place is CRAWLING with lawyers. And where do a majority of these people go on their lunch break when they’re not brokering ridiculous deals? Why, Tom Colicchio’s place, of course!

Here’s how the New York Times describes Palihouse: “a chic hangout for the 30-and-up set… [that] seems to attract behind-the-scenes talent like agents, writers, producers and development executives. The mellow vibe coupled with a sophisticated décor make it Los Angeles’s answer to Soho House, without the private membership.” If that doesn’t spell G-O-L-D-M-I-N-E, I don’t know what does.

Speaking of Wolfgang Puck, if you can’t get into CUT (there’s usually a waiting list of about 3 weeks, and even then you’ll probably have to eat dinner at 10:30pm) then you can try your hand at Spago. Even though it’s been around for a while Spago’s still got it, and old Hollywood has yet to disagree. So come ready to charm.

This place is NO stranger to celebrity hijinks, so there’s no reason why you can’t join in on the high caliber fun. And if you’re local, or staying here is out of the question, take a trip to the hotel’s bar, Bar Marmont. A drink will set you back about $20, but the food and people watching are worth the price tag.

And speaking of Century City, if you’re looking to find the future Ari Emanuel (that would be the real-life Ari Gold,) then you could do far worse then head to the Century City Mall’s snazzy food court for lunch. The young bright things of the agency and lawyering worlds can usually be found here on their lunch breaks.

This super swanky hotel is a magnet for anyone who’s looking to flaunt what they got (and that would be money). Throw in the fact that the uber trendy Spanish tapas-cum-molecular gastronomy restaurant Bazaar is in the hotel as well, and you have your worked cut out for you. Go forth and gold dig.

While it still might look like something out of the height of ‘80s excess,the Sports Club LA is still one of the premier gyms in Los Angeles. You can expect to see movie stars, retired pro basketball players, and just about anyone else who’s made a pretty buck in this town. The monthly membership will probably cost more than your rent, but if you play your cards right it will pay for itself.

Yes, this place is pretty old school. but don’t underestimate the power of Hollywood charm. Not to mention the place is typically crawling with celebrities. Remember to bring your 20-watt smile.