God help me, I think my cat is a republican!

Beauty Queen

• My cat is a former beauty queen.

• In her younger years, my cat really was a looker.

• There is an unbelievable amount of rednecks that tell me she is such a pretty cat.

Hunting

• My cat loves hunting.

• The chase really gets her going.

• Big Game, Small Game, it doesn’t matter to her.

• Everyone always tells me she is such an all American girl.

Daughter

• My poor cat has an underage unwed pregnant daughter.

• She really didn’t want that secret getting out.

• Especially since she is so against the cat’s right to choose.

Thinking

• My cat does a lot of thinking.

• It doesn’t really get her very far, though.

• She really isn’t very good at answering my questions either.

• I’ve really tried to convince her to cut the chatter and get a job, but there is no reaction.

• She is just off in her own little cat world and, for all the thinking, does not think before she talks.

Talking

• My cat sure can talk a big talk.

• She loves getting in front of a camera and just goes to town.

• No matter how much you try, you just can’t get her to be quiet either.

Maverick

• My cat is a proven Maverick in her poker skills.

• She thinks everyone is a Maverick, though.

Old Cat

• You know, there is this other really old cat, that may have dementia, who kind of latched on to my cat.

• I really don’t like the two of them teaming up, but most people think the old cat will probably die soon anyway.