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The Girl's Guide to being a Fantasy Girlfriend

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Be the girl he always dreamed of. Ha!

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Drink Beer

Men love beer. Head to your local brewery and you’re bound to see loads of men drinking their fill of the frothy stuff. If you can throw back a few beers, and not the light stuff, you’re more likely to be invited to hang with the boys. Wine is great with dinner. But guys like beer for day to day thirst quenching. Learn all you can and you may impress them at trivia night.

Falling Rock Tap House

1919 Blake Street, Denver, CO 80202

Who needs a fancy dinner out when you can get burgers and beer at Falling Rock. I like wheat beers, but guys think that’s frou-frou too.

Who needs a fancy dinner out when you can get burgers and beer at Falling Rock. I like wheat beers, but guys think that’s frou-frou too.

Embrace Barbie

She may be your favorite toy as a young girl, but she is the epitome of sex for a ‘real woman’. I’m not saying to go and get a breast enhancement (but men seem to like that too) or die your hair blonde, but it’s just a fact that men want a woman who has it all. This means a hot body, big boobs, long hair and a pink corvette. Maybe not a pink corvette, but men want you to look good.

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Keep Some Things Private

Cameron Diaz is the only woman I can think of that can burp and men actually like it. Guys don’t want to hear about your cramps, pms, or that you actually poop. Hide your tampons and just let them go about in blissful ignorance.

Container Store

2500 E 1st Avenue, Denver, CO 80206

Buy boxes and storage for your private stuff.

Buy boxes and storage for your private stuff.

Pat His Ego

Oh, my, where did you learn to do that? You’re so big and strong! You are the KING of the barbecue, hon. You like to hear when they appreciate you, so it’s only fair to tell him when he deserves kudos. They just seem to like it a litle over exaggerated.

Buy Him a 50" Flat Screen T.V. for Christmas

This will look great in your living room, next to a brand new Bluray system with giant speakers and even more hanging from the ceiling for surround sound. Giant speakers are good looking accessories.

Circuit City

1505 S Colorado Boulevard, Denver, CO 80222

Let him pick the tv and system…he knows more than you do about electronics.

Let him pick the tv and system…he knows more than you do about electronics.

 

Watch Sports...and Enjoy It!

As a rule, the male species likes to watch sports. I enjoy it, myself. I love going to sports events too. You’ll find your boyfriend is much happier at a hockey game than at a romantic movie. Save that for your girlfriends. Even better, learn how to throw a football, rock climb and participate in activites he enjoys.

Wear Lingerie...While Cooking Dinner.

Women love lingerie too. It makes us feel pretty and sexy. But it’s not just for the bedroom. Why not greet him at the door in your sexiest teddy, with a beer in your hand and steaks on the grill….which he can finish cooking, because we all know men are better at grilling. ;)

Victoria's Secret

500 16th Street, Denver, CO 80202

You’re bringing sexy back.

You’re bringing sexy back.

Buy Him Playboy

The articles are really good.

Barnes & Noble Booksellers

500 16th St, Denver, CO 80202

Playboy magazine is available here.

Playboy magazine is available here.

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Know Your Place

It may be the 21st century, but we all know that a woman’s place is in the house. It’s our duty to do the cooking (except grilling), cleaning and laundry, raise the children and still look like Mrs. Cleaver. Don’t pretend you don’t like doing these things. You’re a woman! You love it!

Shotgun Willie's

490 S Colorado Boulevard, Denver, CO 80246

He may enjoy going to strip clubs with his friends!

He may enjoy going to strip clubs with his friends!

Boy's Night

It’s really ok to let him hang out without you. In fact, it’s good. It gives you time to clean the house and do the laundry while he gets male bonding time. He’s worked really hard all week.

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