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Man Stuffs 75 Bottles Of Lotion In His Pants!

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. – Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion in his pants couldn’t slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

Springfield police say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall.

Police say mall security officers chased Guadarrama, but he had stuffed so many of the eight-ounce lotion containers in his pants that he could barely run. Police say he could not bend over to get in the police cruiser until some of the bottles were removed.

It was unclear if Guadarrama has an attorney. A telephone number for him could not immediately be found Thursday.

Girl Auctions Off Her Virginity To Highest Bidder On The Internet!

updated 7:30 a.m. HT, Wed., Feb. 3, 2010

WELLINGTON, New Zealand – Police have advised a New Zealand student who auctioned her virginity on the Internet that she could be endangering herself.

The anonymous 19-year-old student offered her virginity to the highest bidder under the name “Unigirl,” saying she would use the money to pay for her tuition.

She says that more than 30,000 people viewed her advertisement and more than 1,200 had made bids.

She says she has accepted an offer of more than New Zealand dollars 45,000 (US$32,000).

National police spokesman Jon Neilson says such Web site soliciting is not illegal in New Zealand, but “we would suggest it’s not a safe practice.”