Adios Bush: A photo farewell tribute to the most confused president ever
Whether you loved or hated the guy, after eight years of office, the one thing we can all agree on is that George W. Bush had to be the most confused president in our nation's history. Here are 26 objects, ideas and concepts from A to Z that GW just never seemed to be able to grasp.
Animals...
Do I eat it or pet it?
Doors...
Foiled again by child safety locks.
Fart Etiquette...
Don’t tell Colin, but I just fahted. he he.
Jesus...
Proof that Jesus really did tell Bush to go into Iraq.
Mr. Potato Head...
GW seen here preparing for meeting with Idaho representative and Agriculture Subcommittee Chairman, Tim Sherman.
Nuance...
Apparently Jesus bought into that whole, “You’re either with us or you’re against us” propaganda.
Come pray with the President. Only Church in the US officially endorsed by Jesus. Prayer sessions every Sun from 9-11 am. Yippee!!
Come pray with the President. Only Church in the US officially endorsed by Jesus. Prayer sessions every Sun from 9-11 am. Yippee!!
Press Conferences...
dar da dar…
Reading...
“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”
- G.W. Bush
Spin the Bottle...
GW: “OK, the hand-holding was one thing Prince, but this is getting awkward now.”
Umbrella technology...
Look, I’m Mary Poppins!
X-Rays...
Inside Bush’s brain, monkeys frolic
And last but not least, Z is for
Zippers
OK, this is just embarrassing.
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Babies...
GW handing baby back to an orphanage representative in Bloomfield, AL after being informed of orphanage’s “You break it you buy it” return policy.
Commencement...
That’s how you do a chest bump, brah!!
Habeas Corpus? Who needs that? Illegal authorization of domestic spying? Sounds great!! 4th Amendment be damned!! Come to Bush Attorney at Law for all your legal troubles. We also handle DUI.
Habeas Corpus? Who needs that? Illegal authorization of domestic spying? Sounds great!! 4th Amendment be damned!! Come to Bush Attorney at Law for all your legal troubles. We also handle DUI.
Iraq...
This one is not really funny…
Please note, the George Bush Volunteer Fire Department does not care about black people. If you are a black person and/or a Katrina victim, we are not authorized to rescue you. But don’t worry, you’re in good hands. FIMA should be here shortly.
Please note, the George Bush Volunteer Fire Department does not care about black people. If you are a black person and/or a Katrina victim, we are not authorized to rescue you. But don’t worry, you’re in good hands. FIMA should be here shortly.
Lapel pins...
How the hell do you get this thing on?
Microphones...
Loud Noises!!!
Old People...
2004 campaign: seen here trying to win over older voters with Flag of Israel cookies at Beth Sanai Retirement Center, in Chevy Chase, MD.
Quadrilaterals...
That’s fuzzy math…
“Our test scores are higher than Mississippi’s”
Want to learn to read good? Enroll in George Bush High School today. Hooray!!
“Our test scores are higher than Mississippi’s”
Want to learn to read good? Enroll in George Bush High School today. Hooray!!
Vehicular exits...
He just wasn’t very good at them…
Youth Vote...
I’m hip, I’m cool. ducka ducka ducka..
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