Adios Bush: A photo farewell tribute to the most confused president ever

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Whether you loved or hated the guy, after eight years of office, the one thing we can all agree on is that George W. Bush had to be the most confused president in our nation's history. Here are 26 objects, ideas and concepts from A to Z that GW just never seemed to be able to grasp.

A is for

Animals...

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Do I eat it or pet it?

And

The Constitution...

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D is for

Doors...

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Foiled again by child safety locks.

F is for

Fart Etiquette...

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Don’t tell Colin, but I just fahted. he he.

H is for

Higher Education...

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J is for

Jesus...

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Proof that Jesus really did tell Bush to go into Iraq.

And

Kittens...

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nom nom nom…

M is for

Mr. Potato Head...

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GW seen here preparing for meeting with Idaho representative and Agriculture Subcommittee Chairman, Tim Sherman.

N is for

Nuance...

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Apparently Jesus bought into that whole, “You’re either with us or you’re against us” propaganda.

Bush United Methodist Church

81306 Highway 41, Bush, LA 70431

Come pray with the President. Only Church in the US officially endorsed by Jesus. Prayer sessions every Sun from 9-11 am. Yippee!!

Come pray with the President. Only Church in the US officially endorsed by Jesus. Prayer sessions every Sun from 9-11 am. Yippee!!

P is for

Press Conferences...

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dar da dar…

R is for

Reading...

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“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”

- G.W. Bush

Spin the Bottle...

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GW: “OK, the hand-holding was one thing Prince, but this is getting awkward now.”

U is for

Umbrella technology...

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Look, I’m Mary Poppins!

X is for

X-Rays...

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Inside Bush’s brain, monkeys frolic

And last but not least, Z is for

Zippers

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OK, this is just embarrassing.

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B is for

Babies...

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GW handing baby back to an orphanage representative in Bloomfield, AL after being informed of orphanage’s “You break it you buy it” return policy.

C is for

Commencement...

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That’s how you do a chest bump, brah!!

Habeas Corpus? Who needs that? Illegal authorization of domestic spying? Sounds great!! 4th Amendment be damned!! Come to Bush Attorney at Law for all your legal troubles. We also handle DUI.

Habeas Corpus? Who needs that? Illegal authorization of domestic spying? Sounds great!! 4th Amendment be damned!! Come to Bush Attorney at Law for all your legal troubles. We also handle DUI.

E is for

Ear Pieces...

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G is for

The Google

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Iraq...

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This one is not really funny…

K is for

Katrina...

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Bush Volunteer Fire Department

81038 Highway 1083, Bush, LA 70431

Please note, the George Bush Volunteer Fire Department does not care about black people. If you are a black person and/or a Katrina victim, we are not authorized to rescue you. But don’t worry, you’re in good hands. FIMA should be here shortly.

Please note, the George Bush Volunteer Fire Department does not care about black people. If you are a black person and/or a Katrina victim, we are not authorized to rescue you. But don’t worry, you’re in good hands. FIMA should be here shortly.

L is for

Lapel pins...

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How the hell do you get this thing on?

And

Microphones...

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Loud Noises!!!

O is for

Old People...

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2004 campaign: seen here trying to win over older voters with Flag of Israel cookies at Beth Sanai Retirement Center, in Chevy Chase, MD.

Q is for

Quadrilaterals...

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That’s fuzzy math…

George Bush High School

16431 Lexington Blvd, Sugar Land, TX 77479

“Our test scores are higher than Mississippi’s”

Want to learn to read good? Enroll in George Bush High School today. Hooray!!

“Our test scores are higher than Mississippi’s”

Want to learn to read good? Enroll in George Bush High School today. Hooray!!

T is for

Thanksgiving...

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V is for

Vehicular exits...

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He just wasn’t very good at them…

W is for

Words...

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Nuc-u-lar?

Y is for

Youth Vote...

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I’m hip, I’m cool. ducka ducka ducka..

Be like George Bush

Go to these places and you’ll be as confused as our president…

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Discussions

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And here I was wondering why nobody contributed to my Bush CG. Beaten to the punch by a better man.

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Thanks Jowen. That reminds me. I need to make an Alf related guide. That cute little guy was HI-Larious!!!

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I had no idea he ate cats either. That wins him points in my book. And anything else that he has in common with Alf also wins points.