Everyone's Crushing On Mayor Gavin Newsom

He's the type of guy you'd want to make out with under the bleachers.

He knows how to make a girl feel special.

When he looks at you, you feel like the only woman in the world!!

Even at a tender age, he could pull off navy blue jams.

He's not afraid to let a few chest hairs show.

(photo: elaree.com)

He went to the wedding of these little old ladies.

AWWWWWWW. Evidently, Gavin just LOVES weddings. This is quite adorable, though, isn’t it?

Sure, Hillary, I'll adjust that shoulder pad for you...

How helpful!

I heart his "City Greening" program.

I think of him and sigh every time I smell one of the brown dandelions on Van Ness.

He's got a positive mental attitude.

He doesn't even lose his cool when his car gets towed.

Our next generation can count on him for producing attractive offspring.

He values great style.

If you can match your gloves to his tie, you’ll be the next city commissioner, hands down.

He has cool family members

No, no – I’m not talking about Nancy Pelosi! (Although he’s apparently related to her). I’m talking about virtuoso, Joanna Newsom – Gavin’s second cousin once removed. I dare you to listen to “The Book Of Right On” and not start tapping your foot.

He knows how to upstage an Oriental rug.

Here he is with that Fox News broad he married for a few years. Such impeccable jawlines.

Don’t they just look like the NEW KENNEDYS?

He always leaves 35 strands of hair gel-free to blow in the wind.

He’s got this look down to a science.

He's . . . Open-minded?

So what if G-News is married with a kid? That’s completely irrelevant in your mission to change your last name to Newsom. . .

He supports women with low self-esteem.

Go, Gavin! Go!

Even though I’m not sure if I really believe in marriage, I sure voted no on 8.

He's into good publicity.

He's into safety.

Between that helmet and all of that protective hair gel, Gavin is going to be around for years to come.

He knows all the street lingo.

Walking through a rough patch of the city? Never fear! If Gavin is in your company, he’ll just shoot up an applicable gang sign, and the homies will back right off.

He will take good care of your wife...

…Even when you’re not around!

(photo: Luke Thomas)

He only wears beige after Memorial Day.

And he never wears brown with black!

He has a great sense of humor.

I’m miserably depressed that I could only find a mini version of this photo. I feel so much closer to him now that I’ve seen his “funny” side.