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This is a fun game invented by ... ok ... not really invented by ... played (frequently) by a B.F.F and myself. We manage to simultaneously keep ourselves guffawing and gagging. What are your "Would You Rathers?"

Would you rather ...

have …

  1.  Swine flu?
  2. Chicken pox?

    Would you rather ...

    have bamboo shoots shoved …

    1. Up your nose?
    2. Into your ears?

    (For the ladies) Would you rather ...

    hairy chest

    have …

    1. Have really, really man hairy arms?
    2. A hairy chest?

    Would you rather ...

    have …

    1. A crappy house and a nice flashy car?
    2. A nice flashy house and a really really crap car?

    Would you rather ...

    1. Talk like Ralph Wiggum?
    2. Be bald like Homer?

    Would you rather ...

    get …

    1. A paper cut everyday?
    2. Get ice cream on your knuckles? (You can’t wash it off!)

    Would you rather ...

    1. Constantly drool?
    2. Make those putt putt farts as you walk?

    Would you rather ...

    Rubber Bands

    have …

    1. A rubber band around your pinky finger for so long it ALMOST falls off, but not quite?

    2. Have your mouth slit at the corners with a scalpel once a week to prevent healing?

    Would you rather ...

    have …

    1.  A PA system that is always on and broadcasting outside installed in your bathroom (so everyone can hear)?
    2. Have to wear crotchless/butt less jeans with no undies everywhere?

     

    Would you rather ...

    Watch For Pee Stains

    have…

    1. Really sweaty, drippy hands?
    2. A constant wet pee stain on your pants?

    Would you rather ...

    get …

    1. 1,000 paper cuts?
    2. Have your fingernails and toenails slowly torn off?

    Would you rather ...

    have the end of the world be …

    1. An attack of zombies?
    2. Some odd chemical given off by plants?

    Would you rather ...

    have…

    1. Really sweaty drippy hands?
    2. A constant wet pee stain on your pants?

    Would you rather ...

    rather experience …

    1. Flight turbulence?
    2. Sink on a cruise ship in Alaska?

    Would you rather ...

    1. Be haunted by a demon?
    2. Be stalked by a psychopath?

    Would you rather ...

    have etremely painful ulcers and carbuncles on your …

    1. Rear end?
    2. The bottom of your feet?

    Would you rather ...

    brush your teeth with …

    1. A used hair weave?
    2. Or eat someone’s booger?

    Would you rather ...

    have …

    1. Johnny Tremain hands? (Badly burned and fingers fused together)
    2. Have your feet bound?

    Actually, my answer to all questions is “I’d rather be fishing.”

    added by Jimmy 04/30/2009
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