OMG Furries!!!

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Quite possibly one of the most regrettable things I've ever done in my many years on the Internet is when -- in compiling this guide -- I did a Google Image Search for "furries" with the SafeSearch feature off. Thankfully for you I've left all the NSFW content out of here in my quest to give insight into the truly weird, undoubtedly complex world of furries and furry fandom. Enjoy. Or ideally, not.

About Furries and Furry Fandom

Furry fandom refers to the fandom for fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics.  Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, the ability to speak, walk on two legs, and wear clothes. Furry fandom is also used to refer to the community of artists, writers, role players and general fans of the furry art forms who gather on the net and at conventions.

Differing approaches to sexuality have been a source of controversy and conflict in furry fandom.  Examples of sexual aspects within furry fandom include erotic art and furry-themed cybersex.  Many members of the furry community feel that the overly sexual component gives the rest of them a bad name, and may use the derogatory term “furvert” to describe such people.

More than you’ll ever need to know, continued on Wikipedia

Fursuit Parade

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Glad to see The Empire finally signed an accord with The Furry Clan of Anthro7.

Furry Terminology #1 -- "Yiffing"

Yiffing is the term most commonly used to indicate sexual activity or sexual material amongst furries — this applies to sexual activity and interaction within the subculture whether online (cybersex) or in real life.  I read somewhere that the word is derived from the sound Arctic foxes make when mating, which is just strange enough for me to believe at this point.

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Sweet Christ run for the hills! It’s the furry emo angel of death… or some strange, yet equally terrifying wolf/fox/phoenix combo!

Furry Twister

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“Left paw red…”

Furry Terminology #3 -- "Furson"

A furson is pretty much what you think it would be; the furry euivalent of “person.”  As in, I’m a furson in the same way you’re a person, I just happen to get off on the idea of a cheetah and horse — both of which are drawn to kinda look like people — doin’ it.

Furry Terminology #4 -- "Nuzzlick"

A nuzzlick is a more involved form of nuzzling, which includes a lick as part of the action; a contraction of “nuzzle” and “lick.”  Best reserved for first dates, very close friends, and anonymous encounters behind a highway rest stop bathroom.

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$20 says that’s a dude rockin’ this fursuit.

 
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Furry Cat Girls

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Admit it, this one’s actually doing something for you, isn’t it?

Furry Terminology #2 -- "Plushie"

A plushie is a plush or stuffed animal toy usually carried around or cherished as a keepsake and/or trusted friend. Some people are erotically inclined towards them, particularly plushophiles, often known to engage in sexual acts with their plushies.  Undoubtedly the most hardcore plushophiles can be found regularly stripping Tickle Me Elmo of his innocence.

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Easily one of the funniest furry costumes I’ve seen thus far. It would be a miracle of modern science and/or an abomination of physics were this creature to ever make it off the ground, fanny pack notwithstanding.

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Discussions

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oh I know all about Furries, my daughter has been drawing them for yeeeeeeeeeeears (before that it was dalmations dalmations dalmations)

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So, is that Wild E Coyote giving it to Foghorn Leghorn? Didn’t know there was a thing with those two.

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Whatever, you just took all this from that one episode of CSI.

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