The Internet Loves Unicorns, and So Do I

by jayferris
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March 04, 2009

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Some things are just magical beyond their own right, and I find myself hard-pressed to think of anything that surpasses the unicorn in this category. Despite this creature's seemingly "fictional" nature, the mere thought of their horned wonderment evokes such feelings of happiness, that the masterminds of the Internet find new ways to pay homage to them almost each and every second. For you my dear guide seeker, I have beleaguered myself with the task of scouring the Internets in an attempt to consolidate some of the best unicorn action you will ever lay your non-believing eyes upon.

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While the debate has raged for ages as to the actual existence of the unicorn, one fact has been unanimously agreed upon — were you to gaze upon even the very tip of a unicorn’s horn, it would garner a feeling much the same as injecting the distilled essence of 100 kittens, puppies, laughing children, baby pandas and rainbows directly into your neck.

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: by shine 06/02/2009 Reply

Too bad I bested Lisa Frank after this post. Wiener dog unicorn rocks!

: by alexandraf 03/02/2009 Reply

nobody else thought it was disturbing that the author of the guide was his own star in the unicorn porn? Maybe I should say, nobody else that it was hot that the author of the guide was his own star in the unicorn porn?

: by djbriane 03/02/2009 Reply

Here’s another tattoo for the guide: http://www.kontraband.co.uk/pics/16223/Unicorn-…

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I'm a writer, father, husband, geek, and local hooligan. As much as I appreciate constructive criticism, getting a second opinion just seems way easier.