The Internet Has Spoken: Twilight is Lame

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The Internet Has Spoken: Twilight is Lame

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I’ve read the books and seen the movie, but only after 2 years of hearing about all the hooplah. Couldn’t figure out what all the commotion was about, but I will admit, I think the books are pretty good-for a romance novel/fantasy/freakish kind of way. But I have to say this website just about made me pee my pants with hilarity! At least I can not get offended and see the funny side of this. Because sometimes people really do take it tooooo far!

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I have really mixed feelings on Twilight. Didn’t read the books and didn’t watch the movie. Until my job required me to cover writing Twilight stories. After a few months, I finally watched the movie and didn’t love it, but didn’t hate it. I enjoy writing about Twilight because there’s always something crazy going on and it makes for some sweet, easy-to-write stories. But I hate myself for enjoying it. And I’m not a Robert Pattinson fan at all. I LOVE this guide.

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So you’re basically a closet twerd? Kind of like how I am with True Blood? Did I really just admit to that?

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I’m not sure if I’m in the closet or just confused! Hahaha my boyfriend is obsessed with True Blood and I reallyyy can’t get into it. Twilight doesn’t have all that really gory stuff. In any case, why are vampires “sucking” us in??

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Yeah I haven’t read the books, nor have I seen the movie. Basically 99% of what I know about it comes from this guide and the Twilight vs True Blood guide. Guidespot has a monopoly on my Twilight knowledge, that’s for sure.

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Haha! Guidespot is totally brainwashing you to hate Twilight. That’s OK though, I’d rather be a hater than a lover!

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Next, Guidespot will be teaming up with Coke to get you all to hate Pepsi! Muahahahaha!!

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Gah, I knew it was a conspiracy! They’ve already started turning me against the Duggars and Jon and Kate Plus 8. This place is plain evil!

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Haha. I seriously get the majority of my TV knowledge from this site, as I don’t really watch anything besides The Office and 30 Rock. Reality shows? Forget it!

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Oh, I could teach you a thing or 2 about reality television. I might have to brew up some guides JUST for your benefit. You know, so you can carry on a reality TV conversation and everything :)

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Noooooooooo don’t school me in those evil shows! Hehe.

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