The Internet Has Spoken: Twilight is Lame

Per Google, Edward Cullen is...

Try it for yourself.

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Normal Fangirls

Given their age, I’d say that the story of a douchey heartthrob vampire counts as a healthy obsession.

Not-So-Normal Fangirls

These ladies, on the other hand, are about a decade too late.

Because Being a Harry Potter Nerd...

…is a completely different thing.

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Awful Twilight Tattoo #1

No matter which way I flip this design around, it still looks like various acts of sodomy to me.

I like how most of them are wearing coats. You know, because vampires need to keep warm and all.

Edward Cullen Shower Curtain

Do you think anybody makes those little floating toilet targets in this same design?

Via Etsy

Perspective Matters

Please note that I’m part of the “we” group.

Awful Twilight Tattoo #3

Then again, I’m sure it’s hard finding someone to do quality ink in a women’s correction facility.

Now THIS I Would Pay To See

The screen capture says it all.

Robert Pattinson Will Watch You While You Sleep

Careful. Robert Pattinson is watching you ALL THE TIME. And he wants you to be safe. And stop making fun of him! How creepy is this?

Edward & Bella Dolls

I actually found these labeled as “action figures.” From now on, let it be known that an action figure must 1. have blood on it and/or 2. be bendable at the knees.

According to the Internet

This is how Twilight should have ended.

Beware!

He’s preparing to feed!

Edward & The Avatar Guy: Separated at Bith?

As much of a tool as I think Perez is, he may just be on to something this time.

Somebody just got knocked down a level on the food chain.

Forks, WA T-shirt

I’m going to pretend that the blood drop is actually a very painful tear, a point of view you’ll understand if you’ve ever had the mind-numbing misfortune of setting foot into Forks, WA.

Shirt available at Zazzle

Awful Twilight Tattoo #2

Be sure to take special notice that this one is ON A DUDE.

Update: OMG no it isn’t!

Oscar Wilde's Wet Dream, Or...

The Importance of Being Eh.

I Don't Get It....

…but I already love it way more.

I actually saw this bumper sticker

I read all four books and saw (mocked) the 1st movie so I can legitimately say how awful this series actually is. I wanna make a bumper sticker that says “My Buffy staked your Edward”