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I'd Rather Be In Intercourse, Pennsylvania!
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Oh, and Intercourse is just the start. Check out the other funny town names located 'round the state! (And some stuff to do while you're visiting!)
There’s a story about a traveler who is looking for “Intercourse, PA” but gets lost and ends up in “Blue Ball, PA” only to find relief in “Bird In Hand, PA”.
Ok. Someone else wrote that.
So. Let me try my hand at adding to it!
There’s a story about a traveler who is looking to “Mount Joy” in “Intercourse” but she already left to find “Fertility” and “Lickdale”. The traveler goes off the try his luck in “Virginville” but gets lost and ends up in “Blue Ball” only to find “Climax” in “Bird In Hand, PA”.
P.S. What’s the fastest way to “Clymer”? UP HER LEG!
Intercourse
Intercourse, PA 17529
How’d it get named THAT?
Originally called “Cross Keys” the town name was changed in 1814 to “Intercourse”.
There are a few theories:
1. There was a race course called “Entercourse” just outside of town.
2. Two famous roads cross here. One ran from Philadelphia to Pittsburgh the other from Wilmington, DE to Erie.
3. The term “intercourse” was used to describe the fellowship and social interaction common in small rural towns.
So. Get your head out of the gutter, folks!
Intercourse Pretzel Factory
3614 Old Philadelphia Pike - Intercourse, PA 17534
Free 12 minute tour and the opportunity to twist your own pretzel.
Kitchen Kettle Village
Route 340, Intercourse, PA 17534
1-800-732-3538
717-768-8261
Sleep, Eat, Shop and Tour this place. It’s your one stop spot for all things Amish and PA Dutch!
Blue Ball
Blue Ball, PA 17506
How’d it get named THAT?
After Blue Ball Inn, of course. A 200 year old inn that was torn down in the 1990’s.
Bird In Hand
Bird In Hand, PA 17505
How’d it get named THAT?
The first settlers were Native American Shawnees and Susquehannock.
So. Yeah. ’Nuff said.
P.S. My native american name could be “Falls A Lot”. Or, according to the Native American Name Genorator, it’s Witashnah
Abe's Buggy Rides
2596 Old Philadelphia Pike Bird in Hand, Pa 17505
Choose from six routes ranging from 20 minutes to an hour and 15 minutes (or an extra special 2 and a half hour ride) It’s a private ride too. Just you, your family, your guide and his horse!
Nom, Nom, Nom:
“Plain & Fancy is home to Lancaster County PA’s original Amish Farm Feast. This full course, pass-the-platter dinner includes appetizers, entrees, sides, breads, desserts and beverages.”
Go HERE for coupons!
It’s a two hour farmland excursion (in an air conditioned motor coach) with a stop at the Mount Hope Wine Gallery for some wine appreciation.
It’s a two hour farmland excursion (in an air conditioned motor coach) with a stop at the Mount Hope Wine Gallery for some wine appreciation.
Guidespot: The Chameleon Club in Lancaster ROCKS!
If you’re interested in checking out something non-amish-y go hear some music at The Chameleon Club!
Fertility, PA
Fertility, PA 17602
According to the goog there’s not too much going on in Fertility.
Maybe it should try some IVF and get a reality show after having too many kids?
OOOOO. BURN, Jon and Kate Plus 8. BURN!
My question: What if Joy doesn’t want to be mounted?
My question: What if Joy doesn’t want to be mounted?
What's The Hap's, Mount Joy?
Find out on the official town blog!
Bube's Brewery
102 N Market St, Mount Joy, PA 17552
“Bube’s Brewery is an intact historic 19th century brewery and museum complex. Fine dining available at any of our restaurants: The Catacombs, Alois, Bottling Works, and Biergarten. Experience Live Events, enjoy our Feasts, view our art gallery, shop our Cooper’s Shed Store to step back to the 19th century.”
“Bube’s Brewery is an intact historic 19th century brewery and museum complex. Fine dining available at any of our restaurants: The Catacombs, Alois, Bottling Works, and Biergarten. Experience Live Events, enjoy our Feasts, view our art gallery, shop our Cooper’s Shed Store to step back to the 19th century.”
Lickdale
Lickdale, PA 17038
My question: But what if Dale doesn’t want to be licked?
Lickdale Campground
Rr 1, Jonestown, PA 17038
Lot’s to do AND a free shuttle to Hershey, PA. And Hershey, PA is pretty cool.
Check out these guides for more information!
Guidespot: $10.00 to PARK? Hershey Park and the attractions around it.
Guidespot: Hersheypark Happy is a Great Place to Vacay or Staycay!
Lot’s to do AND a free shuttle to Hershey, PA. And Hershey, PA is pretty cool.
Check out these guides for more information!
Guidespot: $10.00 to PARK? Hershey Park and the attractions around it.
Guidespot: Hersheypark Happy is a Great Place to Vacay or Staycay!
How’d it get named THAT?
It’s name after George Clymer. He signed the Declaration of Independence.
It’s also quite close to Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Someone who wrote this guide may or may not have gone to college there.
How’d it get named THAT?
It’s name after George Clymer. He signed the Declaration of Independence.
It’s also quite close to Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Someone who wrote this guide may or may not have gone to college there.
Climax
Climax, PA 16242
Climax is close to Clarion University. Someone who wrote this guide may or may not have gone to a keg party there. Once. And it was LAME!
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Where can I get a “I heart Intercourse” t-shirt??? I would SO wear that.
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i believe there is a kickapoo wisconsin
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