Not So Glam- GLAMOUR SHOTS

Can you imagine the size of the milk carton if she ever goes missing?

I can honestly say I have that same coat in Silver… and about 20 sizes smaller.

I think it’d look better on you Emerald Dandy.

Austin Powers IV – The Spy who Shagged Fat Bastard’s Goldmember

seven_november: Thank you for an awesome laugh! And it wouldn’t be a carton – it would be at least a gallon. Maybe a whole cow.

OH OH THE DEAD FREAKING LIVE!!!!

ohhhh noooo. this is bad, very bad. poor thing.

She paid money for this, I assume. She could have attempted to smile. Unless it scared children; in that case, this is fine.

But NOT smiling is SO much sexier!!!

Carmen Sandiego has been spotted!

Those look like rubber gloves on her hand

THEY DO!!!!! Oh how did I miss that?!

Is this the guy from Degrassi Junior High?

You know how I know you’re gay???

Mom and dad always wanted a pic of the kids.

@seven november LOL! Think dad has it framed and on his desk?

No he just has it on his “work mug”

and key chain.

“God… kill me.”

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

@tmamone LOL

Does my fat ass make me look fat?

I wonder if she can flip that cleavage gem around in circles by pressing her breasts together.like that toy that flips around and around?

OMG

OH SHIT!

i almost hurled. seriously. and shat myself.

I think I need to go scrub my eyes with Clorox now.

What’s scarier: Somewhere out there is her boyfriend who LOVES this…

really? who said this was ok?

Please dont tell me she has a stripper poll :/

Hey now, seductive and sexy, right? hawwt.

Oh yeah, a little shoulder action.

Lower!!! Lower!!!

oh come on isn’t the shoulder sexy enough? lol.

Hahah be careful… She might do it!

She just might! That jacket says she’s wild and rebellious; who knows what she’ll expose next! Possibly an ear!

on the contrary, she was asked to be conservative — there are children in the mall, for pete’s sake.

that’s right andrei she doesn’t want to scar some 5 year old for life with her naked boobies.

Awww that was so sweet of her to think of the children!

She may just land her s nice nasty forgien man

The earrings here are super exciting.

but how did she eat her wetzel’s pretzel with those gloves on?!? don’t tell me she got PLAIN.

YEA?! WHO DOES THAT??? No one gets plain.

I get plain:*(

It’s ok Holly, we’re not judging you.

I’m glad to see Ed Asner’s mom is still doing good.

and the glow-in-the-dark white plastic earrings(?) complete the look.

I wonder if she used elmers glue to attach the earrings?

Mrs. Doubtfire does Glamour Shots

Then I stopped the car and put it in the back seat.

HA! Brilliant.

Is that Owl?? She’s wearing Owl!

it’s exotic porcupine.

WHOA!

This is what headshots for porn stars looked like in 1990.

Ahh. Bosom Buddies!!!

It’s a shim!

Definitly a shim….shims like to do this kind of thing I’ve noticed. Someone should tell them, not a good idea.

its a crossdressing anchor woman

This reminds me of Quantum Leap…

My bet’s on a dude.

That was a great episode, Holly.

Adam’s apple.

Oh that’s totally a dude. Patrick Swayze from “to wong foo” style!

That’s a guy. A small-handed, creepy guy.

Drag Queen and I know it!

Skinny older version of Chris Farley in drag

She looks like a person who does witchcraft.

Wind makes glamour girl angry >:(

Drew Barrymore’s mom stars in Firestarter II – Hot Flashes piss me off

jdoe, brilliant.

Holy crap, it’s the construction worker from The Village People…

this is the same woman as the one up there with the bangs

Looks like a white trash Adam and Eve.

lol

The worst thing is is that they’re brother and sister

Oh God…

It’s all bad enough… then there’s the hand on the ass.

Um, half a bottle of hairspray and some back combing = this is my haircut. Especially the bangs.

This is exactly what I look like after too many Valiums and a good cry

He’s just holding his wig on, it slipped

HA!!! I can see it now.

no way dude!!! she looks just like vicky on little britian… yeah but no, but yeah, but no…. HAHAHA!!! XD

Wow, Jem IS truly outrageous!!!

If only that were a real Boa

Her face reminds me of Jack Nicholson’s Joker. Scratch that, Michael Cain’s Alfred.

and her hand looks like a foot… no?

it does! And I’m going to go with 5….just cause it’s a little hand/foot

55… definately 55

50 with no arms but a very flexible leg…

This is Sally Field at 62 – after her last facelift and demonstrating why she was chosen for the Boniva commercial.

IT IS SALLY FIELD!!!!!! ha. That’s perfection and i THINK i’M LEANING TOWARDS 55 ALSO.

carol anne…come to the light, carol anne!

@andrei LOL, OMG… have not heard the name Carol Anne in forever… that movie was freaky!!!

Wait??? Carol anne? Ook, i’m googling….

lol “this house is clean”

Brunette version of Barbara Mandrell

must have inherited them eyes from G.W. Bush… >:)

HA! That’s a really good one.

that is so Napoleon dynamite.

It’s his sister. lol.

but this shows off her pretty manicured nails

Vanna White’s niece never did have an easy adolescence.

Precisely why you’re a comedian Matt.

demure but glamorous. demurous. wait.

my new favorite word, demurous….

stop hitting yourself!.. stop hitting yourself! Yes.. very natural…

What up G

40 years after Woodstock and still trukin’!

Her teeth didn’t make it through the storm too well though.

All I want for Christmas is my 2 front teeth…to stand out

She framed Roger Rabbit.

clearly, they found pocahontas…’s mom.

Such a beauty.

It was all OK until the photog said, “Cmon, crack that SMILE! No one likes a frowny-face!”

Seriously? They couldn’t do just a little photoshop for Granny?

Isn’t that “The Last American Hero?” “Believe it or not . . .”

I had a cat once, it tasted like chicken.

is that cat even alive?

TONYC, you make a good point!

im impressed that they got the cat to look in the same direction

What are they both looking at?

The cat has got to be dead and stuffed, and it’s destiny was fulfilled with this glamor shot!

I want this picture on my wall, no smaller than 50"

That reminds me of Will Farrell.

I agree Head, completely.

Will Ferrell stars in Bewitched

Oh yeah, Will Ferrell DID star in Bewitched! Of course, nobody remembers that movie. That and Semi-Pro, which I see he’s donned the fro again.

What the hell is Will Farrell’s cat looking at?

Woa,he is loving it. How did I not find this one?

Let’s just say it’s from my private collection… Haha I’m soooo kidding.

it’s the softer side of the guy from guitar center.

HAHAHA, I wish I could see him like this AT Guitar Center ha.

WTF?? sheech……..

Did he just kill a bunch of chickens?