On Staying Happy At Work

Buy one of these fake windows for your beige wall.

Nothing perks up a brown office with florescent lights like a FAKE window. Get into the spirit by peeking out, waving to imaginary friends on the street, or commenting on the sunny weather to office passersby. Talk about a mood-lifter.

Consider a novelty business card stand.

With the aid of this burger business card stand, no one will even notice that your card names you the assistant to the junior sales associate’s intern. Everyone will be too busy checking out those sesame seeds!

Watch movies in your office with this sneaky pull-down screen.

Now all you need is an invisible projector to pull it off!

No need for uncomfortable dress shoes...

Keep things comfortable with these stunning dress slippers. No one will even know the difference! As a bonus, you will be able to tip-toe into that meeting late without so much as the click of a heel.

Prepare tea in style.

Too busy routing phone calls to remove your tea bag in time? Finally, someone invented your new best friend: a helpful tea-lifting penguin with a bow-tie and top hat.

Keep things fancy in the break room.

Introducing the glue stick’s cholesterol-laden cousin. Won’t you be popular in the office kitchen?

Accessorize your desk.

You won’t be so annoyed when you have to tape together that report you accidentally sent through the shredder if you’re using a shoe tape dispenser.

And if all else fails...

A DIY painting will also suffice if you’re on a budget.

No one likes a broken pencil...

…But you’ll be dying to snap that lead once you grab one of these handy nose pencil sharpeners.

Tired of walking all the way to the supply closet to retrieve needed items?

Wear this helpful supply tie. Not only does it rhyme, but it also gives you a free neck workout.

Keep your coffee at tongue-burning temps.

Put that white elephant gift to good use.

Everyone loves a good Koosh.

They’re loads of fun, and they make your hands smell like rubber. What more could an employee ask for?

Eraser bowling balls are a strike every time!

You can even make bumpers out of pencils.

Make the best of baldness.

...Studies show that people who fake-smile actually become happy!

You’ve definitely got the supplies to make it happen. Just double check that you’re up to date on your tetanus shot first.