Mother's Day Cards to Someone Else's Mom

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April 30, 2009
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When did we get too old (or too cool) to lay out all of our beads, spare string, photos, and macaroni on the kitchen table? This Guidespotter would like to see a little more initiative from you for Mother's Day, 2009. Compose your very own declaration of maternal thanks right here. (Your mother or - preferably - someone else's.) Pass the Elmer's. I guess I'll glue it on for you. Wow, you're lazy. Your mother must be a saint for putting up with you...

Mother's Day Card to Jane Seymour

Dear Mum,

Someday very, very soon I promise to get an amazing job with benefits so that you don’t have to play Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman anymore. Um, but can we play Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman sometimes – still – just for old time’s sake?

Fondly,

QuinnFan78

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Mother's Day Card to Irina Arkadina

Dear Mother,

To you I am eternally indebted. Without you I would never feel so painfully aware of my own failures in life. For this, I count myself most fortunate, indeed. This Mother’s Day, I will try my best to hide my complex hatred for that showboat boyfriend of yours. I have written a play in your honor. I offer it in peace. If you like it, please check the “yes” box on the form I have included with this card; if you do not like it, please try your very best to act pleased, yes?

Your DEVOTED Son,

Konstantin

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Mother's Day Card to Mrs. Rabbit

Dear Ma,

You may not remember me, but my name is Peter. I’m from your first litter. I’m the one with light brown fur and white markings – not that that will necessarily help you. What you might remember, however, were some of my youthful antics; sneaking into Mr. McGregor’s garden, stealing veggies, getting into it with cats, getting into more trouble with cousin Benji, nearly getting snared and whatnot. I’m sorry if I gave you gray fur prematurely. I was just trying to get you some onions cause I knew you were nuts for onions.

Anyway, I get out of the big house in just a couple months, and this time I’ve really learned my lesson. (Not to mention I could take a gang on six cats now if I needed to, and – and I’ve got my first demo out!!!) I hope you can be proud of me someday. Ma, that’s all I ever wanted.

Lotsa Love,

Peter

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aubreewyattsmith

Washington Heights

The name's Aubree Wyatt Smith. I'm a ten-year Manhattanite, writer/editor, and a day trip enthusiast. In my humble opinion, the best "bang-for-your-buck" day trip in the metro NYC area is a train trip to Sleepy Hollow. (In the Fall, of course.) -@

Mother's Day Cards to Someone Else's Mom