Dad At Thirteen: Three Cheers For Human Interest Stories

Just when they thought their Christmas card hadn’t made it out of St. Louis…

When Carpenter was stopped and questioned by authorities, he was found to be in a very calm state, only slightly disappointed that he had spilled his soda during the whole ordeal.

This is what you get for deciding to make a bath tub plated in 18-karat gold. Weighing in at 176 pounds, this crime is likely to be remembered as the most cumbersome and un-sexy heist known to man. Sadly, the hotel is no longer able to honor its afternoon “public bath hour.”

Though she remembered recovering from a shooting 64 years prior, she had no idea that the gunman left a souvenir in her brain.

I’ll be damned if this kid is actually thirteen. I mean, he doesn’t even have a fuzz-stache!

Caught breaking her orders to stay 100 yards away from any rabbit, this bunny-passionate Oregon woman was locked up yet again. Yes, it’s true: they found hundreds of bunnies (dead and alive), and a 10 lb. bag of carrots in her apartment.

Twenty-one year old Benjamin Carpenter was innocently rolling across the street in Paw Paw, Michigan, when the light suddenly changed, and he was gracefully hooked onto the grill of an oncoming semitrailer. In what he later called “quite a ride,” Carpenter was whisked onto the highway, reaching a speed of 50 mph. A handy seatbelt kept him securely bound to his chair.