Show Us Your Hard Drive!

OK, so this one didn’t actually come from my hard drive, but it does prove my point nicely.

via xkcd

The Best of the Pig

Another theme you might notice throughout these pictures is a porcine-centric one. I actually have the above pic on a shirt, but really, can you blame me?

Funny, coincidental, or just plain wrong? Yeah OK, just plain wrong.

Now That's Just Unfair

“Motivationals” are another favorite of mine. Although most of the ones in my collection are a bit less SFW than this one.

This does kind of explain why Gillian has introduced herself to me on 12 separate occasions.

Jesus Riding Falkor

This is actually my current desktop background, and with good reason. Is it really possible to look at it without at least cracking a smile?

Damn you Europe and your eternally catchy hook!

Why People Become Serial Killers

$10 says the dude on the end has women buried in his parents basement.

We All Have Our Dreams...

…and this is one of mine.

Speaking of Dreams

Oooh sweet — I wonder if he has Crazy Taxi and Power Stone too!

Seriously

I don’t remember saving this picture. Or being oddly turned on by it for that matter.

enough said

Monkey see, monkey POO!

To throw or not to throw? That is the question … obviously.

Of Religious Significance...

One of the themes you’ll see running throughout this guide is pictures that have a little fun at the expense of Christianity. I can’t help it, I just loves me some good blasphemy!

Why yes, this is my president.

I Can Relate

I too was one of the hairiest guys in my school.

Shit. Even balloon Jesus has better abs than me.

Taking One For the Team

If you immediately get this, then we should really be best friends.

Yet another one of those that, if you get, we should hang out.

Makes you think, doesn’t it? Which makes me wonder what in the hell it’s doing on my hard drive.

I’m not usually one for misogyny, but I do think this paints a better picture (pun intended) of today’s typical male/female dynamic than the original does.

I’m pretty sure that $24.99 was substantial sum of money when this ad ran back in the late 70’s.

Awwww… sleepy kitty.

Give it another 20 years, at which point they won’t even be able to smile without inducing chest pains.

Such is the peril of being so delicious.

It's Pictures Like This...

…that turn people gay.

I’d like to point out that I had this picture saved on my computer long before someone turned it into an equally kick-ass painting.

I literally fell out of my chair when I saw this.

In An Animal World

Ya never know….

SCREAMO, the new way to reach kids in church.

Man of the Year

I could totally see him holding a beer in his right hand.