A Salute to the Craziest & Funniest Bras Out There

The Candy Bra

Diabeetus never looked so worth it!

Available for purchase (as a g-string too!) from prezzybox

The Solar Bra

This bra has a solar panel which generates enough electricity for the mini bulletin board on it, or to charge your mp3 player if you feel like it. The padding can be used to store water or other liquids that are drank by inserting a straw into the cup.

All I can say is God Bless Japan.

The Keyboard Bra

The perfect anniversary present. What? She said she wanted us to spend more time together.

Via Cool Buzz & Angel Kitty

Here is Adriana Lima modeling the Victoria’s Secret 2008 Fantasy Bra, set with 3,500+ black diamonds, 100+ 1-carat diamonds, and 30+ rubies. Throw in the two black diamond drops dangling from her danglies, and the $5M price tag starts to become a little more clear.

Via Fashionising

The Faucet Bra

Actually no, I have no desire to know what comes out of those things.

The Bologna Bra

I don’t even think that’s bologna, but I don’t particularly feel like looking at it long enough to figure it out. The only way this could be less sexy is if it were made from olive loaf.

The Dino Bra

Sweet! I call T-Rex!

The USB Bra

Geeks rejoice! A bra whose clasp is second nature to us. Just don’t waste precious time asking her whether it’s a version 1.0 or 2.0 interface socket.

The Nipple Bra

I for one COMPLETELY support this product.

The NES Bra

This looks like more of a swimsuit actually. That being said, I hope it doesn’t prevent you ladies from tracking one down for purchase immediately.

Via Geekologie

The Chest Hair Bra

Um, ew.

The Out of My Price Range Bra

The bra pictured above is made from gold and decorated with diamonds, worth approximately $1.89 million. All that money in it and they still can’t come up with a clasp I can tackle one-handed.

The Ring Bra

Straight up now tell me Paula, why’d you have to go and get so crazy?

The Microphone Bra

Is this because all women really want is to be listened to? Because I can’t imagine that they’d require such creative means to get us to look at their ski slopes.

The Bowl & Chopsticks Bra

For the women who’s always dropping food down there anyway — what a time saver!

The Hogs Head Bra

This is exactly the kind of shit that gave birth to Rule 34.

The Hands Bra

Modeled after the hands of your creepy Uncle or high school volleyball coach, so they have a nice familiar feel to them!

The Popcorn Bra

Does anyone know who this model is and/or if there’s any of that popcorn left?

The Marriage Bra

Once an engagement ring is placed in the slot on the front,the clock below it stops and "The Wedding March” begins to play. Personally I think “Ride of the Valkyries” somehow seems more appropriate.

The iPod Bra

Providing us with an updated version of the classic “tuning the radio” move.

Via Unwired View

The Mouse Bra

Shit. My laptop doesn’t take a PS/2 connector. Now I have to go buy an adapter.

The Lock & Key Bra

Call the locksmith!

The Illuminated Bra

As if we it were really necessary to further hypnotize us with your bouncy sweater puppets.

The Marshmallow Bra

I’m going to need some chocolate and graham crackers, STAT!

Make your own!

The Side-Scrolling LED Bra

What do you think the perfect message for one of these would be? I’m going with “Motorboating Lessons Available.”

Barbed Wire Bra

No doubts this is more for the perverted man than it is the masochistic woman. Underground German sex clubs excluded.

The Bacon Bra

This one poses a tough choice for the men out there — boobies or trichinosis? And did you know that the bacon bra is author favorite here at Guidespot, having appeared in numerous guides?

The Giant Bra

From the Katie Price collection.

Via More Cool Pictures

The Sunglasses Bra

So maybe this isn’t exactly a bra, but it was either I post it here, or it sits on my hard drive for another year before I find something to do with it.

The Parakeet Bra

A titty flocking good time!