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Ladies and Gentlemen shouldn't use the swears. What exclamations do YOU say that wouldn't make your Grandma cringe?
Jump Back!
Willard: You won’t get any dancing here, it’s illegal.
Ren: Jump back!
Oh Schnap
or
Oh Snap
Son of a Butcher!
A now non-existent catering company in Harrisburg. It makes for quite a satisfying expletive minus the swear part.
Geez, oh, man!
Flipping
I feel like such a 3rd grader when I use this word. I think I use it more than the swear word it replaces.
added by Shawna 05/18/2009
Oh, Barnacles!
I confess, I never actually use this, but everytime I watched Spongebob, I mean to start.
added by GillianS 05/18/2009
Cheese and Crackers!
My Grandpa didn’t swear.
He said “Cheese and Crackers” instead.
woot!
Also a fun place to buy things!
Dang
Holla'
or
Hollerrrr!
D'Oh!
Homer says it best!
Great Googly Moogly!
I heard this in a movie quite a few years ago. It made me laugh out loud.
***Bonus points for anyone who tells me the movie. If you , you know, care about bonus points toward … um … nothing really!
Frick!
I would say I’m an over-user of Frick, Fricking, and all other variations thereof.
added by Hi Liner 05/14/2009
All That Junk n' Jazz
This is actually one of my 94 year old grandmas common sayings. I’ve been trying to incorporate it into my everyday language since its awesome. It’s best used as an addition to a series of odd or unfavorable events – Example Usage: "Todays Grey Gourmet was the usual medley of grumpers, third rate food, and all that junk n’ jazz.
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