Babes On Blades: A Roundup On San Francisco's Preferred Means Of Travel
I love my rollerblades. And when you roll around in San Francisco, you somehow feel edgy instead of antiquated. Come on, and join! It's great for the glutes.
The Great American Rollerblader
Likes: Uncle Sam, getting his haircut
Dislikes: rollerblade tan lines, the term “fruit boots.”
Watch the rollerbladers do their fancy tricks every Sunday in Golden Gate Park.
Watch the rollerbladers do their fancy tricks every Sunday in Golden Gate Park.
Wear A Manitard To Prevent Traction
He even shaves his legs!
Rollerblade Cops
Unfortunately, Gavin Newsom hasn’t hired any rollerblade cops for San Francisco, yet. Leave it to the French to be ahead of the curve.
No, no, Kim! Don't blade in the grass!
Chances are, once the Kardashian sisters realize this isn’t their sport, you’ll be able to pick up thier old pairs at Goodwill.
(photo: splash.com)
Chances are, once the Kardashian sisters realize this isn’t their sport, you’ll be able to pick up thier old pairs at Goodwill.
(photo: splash.com)
You can take classes, order how to books, or even get online tips from this Bay Area in-line skating group.
Mitchell became the most popular boy on earth one he hit the sky!
Not much of an adventurer? It’s okay – just watch this rollerblading movie for the most fun with high-wasted jeans you’ve had since your 8th grade graduation trip.
Roller-Camping
No need to pack light when you’re travelling on skates. Just be sure to mark yourself with a handy neon flag!
Elderly Man Arrested For Unruly Rollerblading
Yes, this 71-year-old British man was picked up for posing danger to the community with his crazy blade action.
You think a roller-wedding is bad? Wait until you hear what a “Disneymoon” is.
Skating Will Help You Meet New Friends
Check out the California Outdoor Rollersports Association site. They do all kinds of crazy races, skate fests in the park, and a Friday night blade-a-thon complete with a speaker that rides around in a stroller.
Fruitbooter Tattoo
How politically incorrect!
Did the fruitbooter make the cut?
Elissa On Blades
Yeah, that’s right. I rollerblade with my visor on, don’t hate.
Don’t have the old pair you bought at Toys R Us in 1997 anymore like I do? Dry your eyes – You can pick some up for the day here!
Don’t have the old pair you bought at Toys R Us in 1997 anymore like I do? Dry your eyes – You can pick some up for the day here!
This kid's got attitude AND kneepads.
Can’t stand the thought of a used helmet? Get a spanking new one here.
Can’t stand the thought of a used helmet? Get a spanking new one here.
A Ladykiller With Balance
More tips on San Francisco dating.
More on spandex/hot pants/manitards here.
Rollerblading a little to risque for you? Try out these ideas.
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