Awesome Jobs I Wish I Had

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Some people have the coolest jobs. I am extremely jealous. I don't despise my many jobs, but wouldn't it be cool to have any one of these.....?

Broadway Dancer

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I love to dance, but I’m not a paid Broadway dancer. They get paid (and get paid well) to travel around the world and do the same show over and over and over again. Hey, I wouldn’t mind!

Graffiti Artist

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I don’t know if Banksy. gets paid to do his art, but he’s pretty damn good at it! Wish I could do all of this and get away with it.

A DJ

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If I were a DJ, I’d get to listen and jam to music ALL night long, baby! Oh yeah! Just playin’ my jams and mix it all up for you to listen to!

A Character On LOST

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Yes, I love this show. This would be an awesome job, because I’d be on TV, but also I’d be filming it in Hawaii, and be getting paid lots of money to do it!

A Professional Weight Champion

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Oh I would be so ripped! I mean the possibilities would be endless. I could lift people and throw them, wear a big gold belt around my waist, and grunt every time I lifted a weight. Cool job!

Mr. Ninja Laser Dolphin

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beyoo beyoo beyoo. I shoot you with my laser fins.

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Astronauts!

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Wouldn’t it be fun to float around in space?! I want! I want! The universe is just waiting for me to explore those aliens we think we’ve been seeing.

Airplane Pilot

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Flying the open skies. Everyone’s life is in your hands! Ooooo a thrill a minute!

A Concert Pianist

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If only I could sit down and begin playing a masterpiece on the piano. Right now, all I can pull out is chopsticks and some twinkle, twinkle, little star.

A Pastry Chef

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Come on! I’d get to play with sweets all day and make them look pretty! How fun would that be? I’d probably be really really fat, but at least I’d have an AWESOME job!

A Park Ranger

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To be in the forest ALL DAY LONG and exploring nature with tourists would be AWESOME!

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I could never, EVER be an astronaut. My severe phobia of flying triggers the alcoholic in me: I can only enter an airplane after downing two vodca tonics, imagine trying to land on Mars after that.

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Now THAT would be my dream job! Just combine everything into one and call it a day!

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I wonder if there was a way we could combine them to make the ULTIMATE job. Like a concert pianist who plays while she flys airplanes to her broadway dance show about professional weight champions and pastry chefs. hmm. I might be pushing that.

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