Celebrities you just KNOW would be your friend if you ever really knew them.

Kevin Bacon

Admittedly, I had a dream about Mr. Bacon the other night. We met randomly and, well, he just thought I was the bee’s knees. (And, truth be told, this isn’t the first time I’ve had that dream!)

So. Maybe that’s a sign? Maybe we would get along. Like, in real life.

Why?

He likes Philadelphia.
He likes Music.
He has a Sense of Humor.
He’s a Do-Gooder.

And, hey, I think those traits are all pretty compatible with me. (Not to mention I can do the final scene Footloose dance right along with my DVD!)

So, this is my guidespot invitation Mr. Bacon.

Let’s do lunch!

Anne Hathaway

She has Boy Trouble. (Well, maybe she doesn’t anymore…and neither do I. But we both DID!)

She likes the Full Bang Look.

(I’m totally on the edge of the swoopy bang into the full bang cliff these days!)

She just seems so Nice!)

I honestly don’t know that much about her. I just think we match. {shrug}

You know. Sometimes you just know these things!

Giada de Laurentiis

1. She’s adorable and pretty, but doesn’t seem to take herself too seriously.

2. We’re both Italian. (Common heritage is bonding, right?)

3. We could share wardrobes. Specifically, tops.

4. We’d have lengthy conversations on how to best deal with our naturally curly hair, and share tips and products. Eventually, she would allow me full use of her stylist.

Perez Hilton

He likes Celebrity Gossip.

And. Well. So do I.
I know, I know. “They’re human beings, just like everyone else.” (They just happen to be human beings who do interesting and hilarious things!)

Bruce Campbell

The kind of guy that doesn’t tolerate bullshit, likes to drink, smoke, and humors his crazy fans that run up to him at a Portland bookstore yelling “Will you sign my BOOMSTICK?!”

You know, so I’ve heard.

Tom Waits

I just KNOW we’d become lifelong friends and muses to each other.

I just KNOW it.

Drew Barrymore

She seems fun. Even if she’s high.

Mandy Moore

I seriously have always wanted Mandy Moore to be my best friend. I just think she would be the sweetest most genuine girl ever. Plus, she’s engaged to Ryan Adams now, so maybe he would do a free, private concert for us.!