Best and Worst of the Talking Heads

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Recently I have been incensed by the talking heads. No, not those Talking Heads - Byrne, you and I are cool. It's the pundits. Some media outlets feel no remorse about putting any idiot who can whip up a quick sound-bite in their papers, on their shows, or, sadly, they give them their own show! Mind you, these shows are not marketed as daytime talk shows like Ricki Lake or as comedic entertainment like the Daily Show. These programs are marketed as the ultimate "no spin" "truth wagon" real NEWS shows. I thought I would vent my frustrations with this system.

Tip of the Hat (Keep it up, 'ole chap)

Terry Gross

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This woman can talk knowledgeably about ANYTHING!! And direct conversations, and get her guests to say what they sometimes didn’t want to. THIS is a talking head I can listen to for an hour a day.

Stephen Colbert

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Who sometimes does such a good job mimicking the worst talking heads that I loathe him. Then I remember it’s all satire and I laugh again.

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by aliciak  09/04/2009

He is so brilliant. I miss having cable sometimes.

Colbert Roasts George W. Bush

I still can’t believe this happened. We have a great country.

Jim Lehrer

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I think this is as close to non-perspective as a news show can possibly be. Keep up the great work, News Hour Team!

Notice the absolute absence of splashy graphics and useless technology. A model for all news show to follow.

Neal Conan - The Talk of the Nation

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Amy Goodman and Juan Gonzalez - Democracy Now!

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Because, “For true democracy to work, people need easy access to independent, diverse sources of news and information.”

Try the podcast and widen your news intake to include “the largest community media collaboration in the U.S.”.

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by alexandraf  09/09/2009

Classic.

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by hi_liner  09/09/2009

This clip never gets old.

 

Wag of the Finger (You Suck and Are Hurting Our Great Nation)

Glen Beck

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Oh, god. I could barely bring myself to type this name into google to come up with this image.

photo “credit”: http://cubicpolitics.files.wordpress.com

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by aliciak  09/04/2009

Please go away!!!

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by hi_liner  09/09/2009

This man make me vomit. Doesn’t matter if he is talking or not. Vomit.

Stupidist Conversation Ever

Something that has yet to be discussed: how patriotic it is to repeatedly call our nation’s President “this guy”.

Also an amazing quote, “I don’t know exactly what this means, it’s something that I just feel.”

Dude, what a turd.

It absolutely breaks my heart to think that there are people out there that listen to this and take these comments seriously. FOX, you have finally topped yourself.

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by matt_fried  09/08/2009

“Hi. I’m a big mouth in desperate need of a good PR team.”

John Mackey

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As CEO of Whole Foods, Mackey has had several shining moments spouting off his personal beliefs and then claiming that Whole Foods has nothing to do with it.

Um, Mackey, the only reason you got to speak was because you’re CEO of Whole Foods. It certainly wasn’t because of your good looks. Therefore, you can’t use the opportunity to spout off and then distance yourself from your company.

While you can agree or disagree or be totally confused by Mackey’s comments, the fact that he opened his big mouth and then tried to shirk responsibility as a CEO from these comments is pretty ridiculous.

Keith Olbermann

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Although not the worst of the Talking Head offenders, Keith definitely is smug and talks about other pundits waaaaay too much.
I think “Countdown” was an attempt to imitate the right wing guys in a left wing manner (big words, said smug-ness). I say, screw all of these testosterone-pumped idiots and give us NEWS.

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by tmamone  09/04/2009

Yeah, Olbermann is just a left-winged version of Glenn Beck.

Jim Cramer - Mad Money

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I’ve never watched a whole show. Its like WWF meets Wall Street. This guy is such a recognizable idiot, it makes his show totally and completely unwatchable. I don’t need the statistics to tell me this guy sucks at picking stocks. Who would listen to this dude?

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by hi_liner  09/09/2009

Really Bill? You’re calling a kid a pinhead?

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Discussions

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I do my best to avoid watching most of these people on tv….but there’s something about the RAGE that comes along with watching them that I LIKE. Hm, they get me fired up!