What Was Your First Meal in 2009?
The name of the guide says it all-- did you chow down on Chex Mix and champagne after the clock struck twelve? Or did you try to cure your hangover the next morning with some bacon and a Bloody Mary?
Elijay's First Meal in 2009
The first thing I ate in 2009 was a breakfast of peanut butter, banana, and milk (this followed a night of champagne and chocolate cake— yum!) I wonder if it’s significant that I started off the new year like a five year-old. Let’s hope not.
Master Cleanser
Awful. All I had was lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne pepper in water. I made myself go on the master cleanser!
Bloody Mary With Shrimp
Like s Slimfast shake, this crustaceasous cocktail is both a meal and a beverage.
A delicious bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich
My all-time favorite breakfast is incredibly bad for you and made perfectly by me. And I started off 2009 by indulging in it, effectively getting my “healthy eating resolution” off to a horrible start.
I usually make it on an toasted English muffin, but on this particular morn we had left over Italian bread from the previous night’s meal, so a slightly runny fried egg, super-crispy bacon, and a slice of American cheese went inside. A couple of shakes of Frank’s Red Hot sauce went on top and, voila, that was it.
YUM.
added by
mswen 01/03/2009
A bowl of Life and a cup coffee
Happy New Year – I want to drink a grown-up drink, but still feel 9.
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