Who is YOUR Top Celebrity DILF??

Brad Pitt

Well, OBVS.

Pete Carroll

He’s older than my actual dad, but damn is USC Head Coach Pete Carroll dreamy. Not only is he a swell coach with a head full of luscious gray hair that I’d like to run my fingers through, but in his spare time he troll South Central for at risk youth and tries to keep them out of trouble…and it’s not even court ordered. Yum.

Stephen Colbert

He says that he prefer his children not watch his show because kids don’t understand sarcasm and he doesn’t want them to think him insincere. That kind of good parenting has nothing to do with why I like him, but you know, it’s nice.

Patrick Dempsey

Can I get a check up, um, doctor?

Johnny Knoxville

I don’t know if everyone knows that Johnny Knoxville has a kid (and an EX-wife), but he does, a daughter named Madison (see, her name is tattooed right above where that African-American gentlemen is touching his nipple). And I’d definitely LF him.

Dermot Mulroney

I think he has a kid. Whatever. He’s easy to look at and that voice? Yum.

Johny Depp

He is hot in almost every movie he made. I don’t know how he didn’t make the original list.

Look at him in Chocolat!

Peter Sarsgaard

Do I have a thing for guys named Peter? I don’t know, but just look at how cute he is with Ramona and his beard. He can guard my sars whenever he wants. *
*I don’t know what this means.

Matt Damon

Could you please pick me up and wrap my legs around you, Matt Damon? Pretty please?

Joel McHale

The host of The Soup’s official bio reads “He is the proud father of two boys, Eddie and Isaac.” That’s adorable. He is also damn sexy.

Gavin Rossdale

Oh heyy Gavin, why don’t you ditch Gwen and let me help raise your kids. First order of business? Kingston is totally adorable, but needs a guy pair of scissors to cut those beautiful golden locks. It’s time to man him up. But seriously, how cute is this??

Jon Stewart

My favorite DILF/talk show host (sorry, Stephen Colbert). Oh, and you can just ignore the woman on the left.