An Ode to Fathers: DAD RULES!
This actually may be the only gift my Father gets....a nice guide to famous Fathers, why Fathers are awesome and what other people should buy for their Dads. And no, don't buy him an "I love Dad" mug. No one wants that, no matter how much they love you. Here's a guide to honor all the Fathers out there, HAPPY FATHERS DAY!
When is Father's Day??? JUNE 21 2009!!
Don’t forget, mark it down!
No, I don't mean this guy.
Challenge him to a THUMB WAR!!!!!
I don’t know about you, but my Dad would BREAK my thumb in a thumb wrestling match.
We love them because....
They’ll most likely pay for the wedding.
One Fatherly Role that only a Father can do:
Teach the kid how to play video games.
We love them because....
they’re the first person to rush to our side when we get in a fender bender and they let us cry- even if they’re mad.
Great Books for Fathers:
- Good to Great: Why Some Companies Make the Leap- Jim Collins
- Rich Dad Poor Dad (a classic)- Robert Kiyosaki
- Williams-Sonoma Grilling- Rick Rodgers
- Outliers- Malcolm Gladwell
- Anything by Richard Branson (Dad’s are secretly or not secretly jealous of him)
- The Husband-Dean Koontz
- Always Looking Up-Michael J. Fox
- Home Game- Michael Lewis
- The Last Lecture- Randy Pausch
- Driving Like Crazy- P.J. O’Rourke
A Gift for the Dad with GADGETS
Is your Pops a movie buff? Get him one of these to add to the collection:
- The Departed
- Shooter
- Quantum of Solace
- Braveheart
- John Wayne Westerns
- All the President’s Men
- 300
- Gangs of New York
- Office Space
- Walk the Line
- The New York Yankees Essential Games Documentary
- Frost/Nixon
- Mad Men Season 1 box set
Buy him a magazine subscription:
- Esquire
- Men’s Health
- Best Life
- GQ
- Smart Money
- Wired
- Sports Illustrated
- ESPN
- Rolling Stone
- Vanity Fair
TELL HIM.....
You appreciate all of the sacrifices he’s had to make when he chose to be your Father. Sometimes they just want to know that you acknowledge how hard they work.
A Gift for the Beer Slinging Father
A beer holster!
For the SAPPY DAD, create a custom tie
Let your little one get crazy.
That says how awesome he is of course.
For the GEEKY Dad
A Star Wars USB Drive
COOL ROCKSTAR PAPAS!!!!
- Chris Martin
- Gene Simmons
- Steven Tyler
- Lenny Kravitz
- Gavin Rossdale
- Travis Barker
- Jon Bon Jovi
A Gift for the Adventure Seeking Dad
HANG GLIDING! Soar in the air for 20 minutes after learning the basics from a certified instructor.
Search for updrafts while piloting the controls to soar a half mile into the sky and experience the thermals in pure, powerless flight.
Two-person glider makes it safe and easy for new-comers alongside an experienced instructor.
Are you lacking gift ideas? How about a HAND GRENADE?
Thats creative for ya.
JUST A FEW REASONS WHY FATHERS RULE:
- They know how to fire up the grill
- You can always count on them to kill the spider
- When something breaks, they won’t expect you to fix it- they’ll do it themselves.
- They gave the best piggy back/shoulder rides as a kid
- They could carry you out of a burning building (or at least MY Dad could!)
- If need be, they’ll kick your BF’s ass if he’s a punk….or at the very least threaten him with a shotgun.
- He’s way easier to coerce into letting you eat icecream than Mom is.
- He was the only one willing to teach you how to drive and risk his life.
- He says things like, “I’d run in front of a moving bus for you if you wanted me to, I love you that much.” And if you told him to, he would actually do it.
- He’ll remind you to get your oil changed.
- You can count on him to share a beer with you.
- He’s willing to spend hours teaching you how to throw the football correctly.
- He’ll pay for lunch.
- You’d feel protected if there were a burglar in the house, he’d take care of it.
I always thought if I didn't have MY Daddy, I'd vote for Steve Martin
..ya know, to adopt me.
Obama remembers his Father
We love them because....
they teach us how to manage our money!…..Or they at least try, even when we don’t listen.
No, I don't mean this guy either.
A Gift for the Wine Loving Traveling Dad
For the Grilling DAD
A thermometer and a BBQ fork at the same time!
If you give him this present, you will be his favorite child.
For 24 HRS you can RENT A HARLEY DAVIDSON MOTORCYLE and your Father can whiz around acting like the bad ass he’s always thought he was. $200 bucks includes the helmet, maps and locks.
Personalize his balls-GOLF BALLS.
What man doesn’t want personalized balls…..
It doesn’t sound right any way I say it.
FAMOUS DADDY TUNES:
- Father and Son- Cat Stevens
- Papa Can You Hear Me- Barbara Streisand ( for the gay dad)
- Just the Two of Us- Will Smith
- Father and Daughter- Paul Simon
- Time in a Bottle- Jim Croce
- My Father’s Eye- Amy Grant (for the sentimental dad)
- Arms Wide Open- Creed (for the record, Dad’s love this jam)
- Dance with my Father- Luther Vandross (another that’ll make Daddy sob)
- Daughters- John Mayer
- Daddy Sang Bass- Johnny Cash
- My Father’s Eyes- Eric Clapton
- We’re Sons of our Fathers- Phil Collins
- He Didn’t Have to be- Brad Paisley
- Song for Dad- Keith Urban
- My Father’s House- Bruce Springsteen
“Any man can be a father, but it takes a special person to be a dad”
A Gift for the Eco-Friendly Dad
Get him a TerraPass the TerraPass offers three types of carbon offsets designed to fight climate change by balancing out the environmental impact of driving, flying, or home energy use. And the gift of a TerraPass lasts a whole year.
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