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I've seen an abundance of this in Oklahoma, but I'm pretty sure we aren't the only awful dressers out there! Btw, this is in the Dating and Relationships category because if you stop dressing like this, you'll get a date!

Big Bows...

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Don’t wear ANY hair accessories that are too big for your head unless you’re a cartoon (like a cracked out Alice in Wonderland). Yes, even babies look ridiculous in those oversized flowers you put on their little heads. It also works, too, if you’re over the age of 16, don’t wear bows in your hair, period.

Scrunchies...

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I can’t stand scrunchies. There’s nothing remotely cute or glamorous about them. I say they’re a don’t for all ages.

The Side Ponytail...

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This is a big no-no. Not only is in unflattering in every way, it’s just downright ugly. However, I’m definitely okay with the slightly messy, low, side ponytail that so many celebrities are sporting. It’s classy with a touch of down-to-earthiness.

Too Thin Eyebrows...

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This was huge in the 90s, but guess what ladies? It’s not the 90s anymore! In fact, it’s about 2 weeks to 2 decades later! Also, let’s just say, everything that Pam does to her hair, clothes, makeup, etc., just don’t do. lol
NOTE: Shaved off and drawn back on is just as bad if not worse.

Overalls...

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A No for men AND women (unless you’re shearing sheep or painting your house). Several things wrong with these: 1. Completely and utterly shapeless. 2. You look like a country bumpkin, so unless you are one, don’t wear ‘em. 3. Unless you’re ages 0-5, there are so many other options you can choose. Please don’t be an attractive 25 year old woman and wear overalls! It doesn’t make you look cute, it makes you look lazy and shapeless.

Mesh tops...

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These were horrible in the 80s too. I would say, “Unless you’re a biker…”, but I don’t think you should wear these even then! Trashy.

Dressing Too Young...

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Nicolette Sheridan is 45 years old and dressing like an 18 year old. Cut it out people! Same goes for women older than their 20s, stop wearing your hair in a ponytail (unless you’re doing some kind of work or workout) and sweatshirts/sweatpants. Get dressed already!

Muffin Tops...

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There is no reason whatsoever your jeans should make you body look like this. It’s not sexy that you can squeeze your size 12 body into size 8 jeans. Get better fitting jeans please. (This also goes for you skinny chicks. You guys think you can wear whatever you want. Hate to break it to you, you have a muffin top too.)

Whale Tails...

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Again, not cute, sexy, or glamorous. Called undergarments for a reason, just like your bra. Maybe it’s the ill-fitted jeans or maybe you pull it up, but this is bad, no way around it. Trashy.

Wearing Jogging Suits...Not Jogging...

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Unless you’re exercising (I’ll even give you camping), don’t wear jogging suits. No, not even if you’re “just running to Wal-Mart” or “the gas station”. Not to mention, the animal print gag jogging suit, and the wanna-be Vanilla Ice next to her. You don’t have to match your ourfit so “perfectly”.

Crocs...

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Ugh. Comfortable, yes. Unless you’re going to go garden, don’t wear ‘em. Shapeless and silly, just don’t, you have hundreds and hundreds of other options.

Socks and Sandals...

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Most of you ladies know not to do this, however, I’m not posting this one for my health. Yes, this still happens. I don’t know what to say, I just… I don’t get it.

Fanny Packs...

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Unless you’re this guy (I think he pulls it off quite nicely), don’t do it. You may be able to fit your phone, wallet, keys, and whatever else in there, but that’s what backpacks, purses, totes, and pockets are for! If you don’t want to hold a purse while going to a them park, stick to the necessities and put them in your pocket, or use some kind of zipped wrist band.

Overaccessorizing...

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This is by far the best use of overaccessorizing I’ve ever seen. I’m sure you guys have seen the bad as well. The dozens of bags, necklaces, hates, sunglasses, jewelry, etc. This outfit Rihanna’s wearing would be MUCH better if she just slowed down and simplified. Overaccessorizing just looks like you can’t make up your mind about what to throw on.

 

Ratty or Frazzled Hair...

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Don’t ever let your hair get to the point where it looks like you don’t care/shower/brush. If you need to, keep a small brush or comb in your car or purse, and use it!

Slicked Back and Crunchy...

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The title sounds very unglamorous, even bordering on gross. You know who you are, this is not a good look. In my opinion, it’s much better to have your hair be natural.

Bad Lip Liner

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No words… just don’t do it.

Clown Makeup...

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I hope this was some kind of Fashion Don’t party. The sad thing is, she looks like she could be very pretty. Btw, if you don’t see anything wrong with this, maybe you should seek a little help.

Exposed Bras...

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The funny thing is it says “Si” on the left. For all those who don’t understand Spanish, it means “Yes”. I don’t know what’s so “Yes” about it. Bras are called undergarments for a reason, they go UNDER your clothes and shouldn’t show. It just looks trashy.

High Waters...

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A No for men and women. My opinion is either have your pants go to floorlength/heel (no lower) or mid-calf. Don’t go in-between. Same with the shortness of pants, skirts, and dresses, don’t go higher than mid-thigh. Didn’t your mothers (or anyone else for that matter) teach you ladies not to show off your goodies?

Wearing Leggings as Pants...

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Ewww. Leggings should never be worn as pants. It basically looks like you forget to finish getting dressed.

Dressing Too Old...

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Mary-Kate Olsen is a pretty young women (22 years old), and she’s dressing like a old woman, albeit glamorous and sophisticated, but old just the same.

Braless...

I’m not posting a picture because it’s disgusting. I don’t care if you’re so flat you can’t even fit into a AA cup. Please wear a bra. No one wants to see your stuff. (Especially if you’re a DD, that’s truly gross.)

People of Walmart...

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‘Nough said. Go to the site, see each picture, don’t do any of it.

Mixing 2 Seasons into 1...

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Let’s just forget the waaaay too short skirt, and stick with the summer outfit vs. winter boots (uggs at that). A don’t. It makes you look like you either can’t make up your mind, or you’re just plum crazy.

Too High Heels...

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1. You don’t want to fall on your face if you have no clue how to walk in them. 2. You don’t want to look like a Drag Queen, unless you are one. 3. You don’t want to look like a stripper, unless you are one. 4. The pain! Oh! The PAIN! 5. Not sexy. Ridiculous and scary, but not sexy.

Uggs...

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Read the Crocs blurb, it’s the same thing.

Ear Guaging...

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Yuck! It doesn’t matter if you’re a guy or a girl, this isn’t remotely good-looking, though I know a lot of people are doing it because “everyone else is a sheep” or “I don’t care what people think of me”. What a crock! First off, the only people that are likely to hire you are tattoo shops, ear piercing places, or somewhere else that can hide you in the back or over the phone. Secondly, what happens when you’re a 77 year old man or woman with gaping holes in your lobes?! I’ll laugh, that’s for sure.

Overdone Tattooing...

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You may think you look hot at 22, but like the ear guaging, what happens when you’re 77 and look like the woman on the right? Very respectable? hah!

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