Famous People That You Hate

Rosie O'Donnell

Back before she was out(ed), she used to give all these speeches about how women like her never got any attention from men and blah blah blah… news flash Rosie, lesbians like attractive women also.

Suze Orman

I bet I’m going to get a lot of flack from the lesbian contingent here on Guidespot for picking two lesbians in my hate list… I swear I love lesbians (as my pornography collection will no doubt attest) but I can’t stand Suze Orman who just happens to be gay. She advises people to save money and cut back and blah blah blah while she flashes around a $65,000 Patek Phillippe watch. It’s ironic that the more sheep turn to her cost-saving mantras the richer she gets… oh, and what’s up with the roided out poor man’s Tim Allen in that picture? I hate him too.

Tyra Banks

She’s annoying, completely un-funny, fake, and, try-oh-try as she might, not the next Oprah. Did I mention annoying?

Donald Trump

He is not luxurious.

Reverend Al Sharpton

As much as I am for abolishing the walls of ignorance and hatred in between the racial and ethnic groups in America, I can’t stand Al Sharpton’s patented method of media sensationalism and grandstanding.

Plus, look at the guy’s hair! I don’t care if the man said that he found the cure for cancer, I’d just take one look at that bouffant and say, “I think we can do better than that, America.” And we can!

Another One

Hangs out with noted “sex machine”, domestic abuser and drug addict James Brown. Then again, Jesus kicked it with the prostitutes and the tax collectors, so I guess I shouldn’t be too harsh. Still… Jesus is a pretty hard act to follow.

Britney

Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

And here are the two fame whores TOGETHER! Isn’t that swell? Since I got rid of cable, my vitriol has somewhat subsided, but I still hate both of these chicks with a passion that burns more than Paris’ herpes.

Heidi & Spencer

Obviously. Please excuse me as I go throw myself off a bridge.

3D Obama makes me sad.

Jesus hates him.

Tom Cruise

I hate Tom Cruise because he was once perfect, had it all, and basically could have taken over the world. We all loved him.

Then he jumped on a couch.

And now? He’s a psycho crazy man and I can barely remember the old Tom. Why oh why? It didn’t have to be this way, Tom. Sigh.

Denzel Washington

As my missus so eloquently put in the comments section, she hates Denzel Washington… when asked casually, she’ll reply, “Because he plays the same role in every movie” but when pressed she’ll give the real reason of her visceral hatred for him: “His teeth are so big!” She’s got a thing about teeth.

Tracy from Biggest Loser

Anyone else hate this b****?! She back-stabbed/lied/grinned at inappropriate moments/etc and got eliminated in the best way possible! She separated best friends and in the end, when it came between her and Coach Mo, they voted Coach Mo off. No one said they voted him off to get to Tracy, but I love it! I would’ve done that. Got rid of someone she cared about to make her be alone. Then the next time she was below the yellow line, her butt was gone! Congratulations Tracy on being one of the biggest witches (no pun intended or maybe so) on reality TV.