This is Why You're Fat!!

Hot Dog and Fries on a stick

This will go straight to your FUPA.

A choco-sausage-pancake sticksplosion...

AKA Heaven

Pizza on a stick

In case you were wondering, the answer is yes — bread covered in cheese covered in sauce covered in meat covered in stick will make you fat.

Fried Cheese on a stick

Maybe the world’s most perfect food. Take God’s gift to man. Deep fry it and put it on a stick. You really can’t get much better than this…well, maybe if there was a way to somehow stick those ceder point french fries on as well….

Deep Fried Yogurt

In Wisconsin, this is considered “health food.”

Regular, old bacon on a stick

Bor-ing!!! Add some fries and we’ll make it interesting.

Deep fried tater tots and mac and chees

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Deep Fried Tootsie Roll on a stick

How many licks does it take to get to center of this insulin bomb?

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Hotdish on a stick

What the F*ck is hotdish? (and whose GENIUS idea was it to deep fry it and put it on a stick???)

Peeps on a stick

Peep this homey, you have the DIABEETUS!!!

Deep fried Moon Pie on a stick

This just screams, “eat me, fatty!”

Fat Boy on a stick

There’s no beatin’ around the bush with this one, eh…

Giant Gummy Bear on a stick

Pow, right in the kisser!

Deep Fried Smore on a stick

You just know the lady in the background is craving one…

Cinnamon Rolls on a stick

This looks kind of awesome.

French onion soup on a stick

Because using a spoon is soooo antiquated.

Daniel Craig on a stick

Daniel Craig on a stick….um….WTF??

Hot Dog and Tots on a stick

For those who prefer their cholesterol in cube form.

...and for those who prefer their cholesterol in cylindrical form

Hot dog and potato chips on a stick.

Waffle Coated Hot dog on a stick

The poor man’s pancake/sausage/choco thingy

I'll see you're fried cheese and raise you a french fry

GENIUS!!!!

Deep Fried Stuffing on a stick

The best part of Thanksgiving dinner now comes deep fried and in stick form.

Regular, old Deep Fried Bacon and French Fries on a stick

When Bacon and Awesome collide!!!

Deep fried cheesburger on a stick

Oh, why not?

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Deep Fried Scotch Egg on a stick

OMG!!! We may have found our winner. America, this item right here, is officially why you are morbidly obese.

Spaghetti and Meatball on a stick

So much more convenient than that whole fork-knife deal…

Donut on a stick

AKA: trans fat lolipop

Deep fried Twinkie smothered in fatty fat sauce

Go America!!!!!

Peanut Butter Frozen Banana with Alphabets

Jello on a stick

Remind me again. Why?

Chocolate Dipped Key Lime Pie

Eat up, FATTY!!

Sugar Coated Chicken Embryos on a stick

Delicious!! Like a Cadberry Egg but in stick form.

Apple on a stick

Where Fatness meets sensibility….comparatively, this almost looks healthy.

Cupcakes on sticks

because whole cakes don’t fit on sticks.

Let's get hammered!!! on a stick

Frozen Beer??? Seriously, Why?

More beer on a stick.

All the calories of normal beer, but comes with a convenient drinking contraption. Doubles as a back scratcher.

From the Co. that brought you Bachelorette party Penis straws, we present:

Super Oreo

Because eating 30 Oreos isn’t good enough. How much better would this be on a stick, though??