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Times are hard, but as long as you have a great jawline and a total lack of self-respect, you can pursue some extra cash in the alterna-modeling field. Here are some of my favorite suggestions.
For those of you with that perfect chiseled nose...
…the competition for nosehair trimmer models is stiffening, so hop onboard before it’s too late!
Got a nice upper lip AND finger?...
…Then maybe mustache cream modeling is the best way to get your foot in the door.
Having a bad breakout?
Don’t stress! There’s plenty of room for you in dust mask sales. It’s all about expression of the eyebrows.
One man's embarrassing bald head is another man's ticket to stardom!
Is posing your forte?
Why not be a safari gear model? Not just anyone can lunge AND maintain an expression that screams, “wildebeest!”
Put those manly steering hands to good use.
Remember, 10 & 2.
For the more versatile and experienced model...
…Test out the challenging multi-faceted clip-on shade arena.
Brown Baggin It: Cheap Lunch Ideas For The Working Stiff
If you blow all of your nosehair modeling money on bottle service at Les Deux, make up for it with peanut butter and jelly!
Feeling a little wrinkly?
No one will be able to tell once you mask your entire face in this hot new accessory! Couture!
Randall Museum
199 Museum Way, San Francisco, CA 94114
Even if you don’t land the beekeeper modeling gig, your keeper suit won’t go to waste: You can wear it to visit the REAL beehive at the Randall Museum.
Even if you don’t land the beekeeper modeling gig, your keeper suit won’t go to waste: You can wear it to visit the REAL beehive at the Randall Museum.
Not willing to shave your mustache/unibrow per your agent's suggestion?
Laugh all the way to the bank once you score a mustache comb contract.
Buy Your Mustache Combs Here!
Because everyone’s got some little cousin with a fuzz-stache.
Art of Shaving the
845 Market St Spc 189, San Francisco, CA 94103
Stay on top of your facial hair grooming with a trip to this old school shave shop.
Stay on top of your facial hair grooming with a trip to this old school shave shop.
Learn to penetrate with that gaze...
A little bit klutzy?
There’s no chance of getting hurt on THIS photoshoot! And you don’t even have to worry about bedhead!
Even if your nose isn't your best feature...
…Think big, and you’ll find a way to make it!
All you have to have is one piercing blue eye to be an eye patch model.
Toupee modelling accepts applicants with all different hair color
Aspiring models with one googly eye need not be discouraged...
A little camera shy?
You can always hide behind certain accessories…
You always knew the ability to hold your breath for 4 minutes would pay off
Look happy in a retainer...
…Knowing deep-down that you won’t have to wear it anymore once the photoshoot is over.
If you've got the bee's knees...
Here’s the perfect scene for you! In-fact, even if your knees aren’t your best feature, I’d recommend investing in some stock for this product.
Rainforest Cafe
145 Jefferson St, San Francisco, CA 94133
If they let you keep your zip-off pants/shorts (I like to call them “z-ports,”) be sure to show them off with everyone else who has them at Rainforest Cafe. You’ll fit right in with the other “safari” participants visiting from Nebraska.
If they let you keep your zip-off pants/shorts (I like to call them “z-ports,”) be sure to show them off with everyone else who has them at Rainforest Cafe. You’ll fit right in with the other “safari” participants visiting from Nebraska.
Learn To Judge A Man By His Hair Dye
Click on this link if you want to know how to judge a man by his color.
Use Your Free Modeling Swag Here
Try scoring a post-modeling bonus job here after your shoot. Just bring your headshots, and no one will be able to refuse!
Try scoring a post-modeling bonus job here after your shoot. Just bring your headshots, and no one will be able to refuse!
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Even if your modeling job is a flop, it couldn’t possibly worse than THESE.
When The Economy Screws You, It's Time To Get Resourceful
Still not ready to stoop to alternative modeling? Try making your own laundry detergent and stuff. AliciaK will show you how!!
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I don’t think it’s arguable that being an eyepatch model is the peak of one’s career.
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That toupee model is ridiculous.
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Or be a hand model like George Costanza!
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