Etichetta del Vino

The Dogs Bollocks

Dogs Bollocks is slang for Excellent – the absolute apex. While I have never tasted this wine, I think based on the label alone it is worth a lick.

Frog's Piss

Frogs Piss – AKA bad french wine, is surprisingly good and dirt cheap. Kiss enough of this froggy wine and you may find yourself a prince. But more likely wake up with something less than princely.

Goats Do Roam

A play on Cote’s Du Rhones a winemaking appellation in the Rhones region of Frande – Respected South African winery Fairview owner/vintner Charles Back has built what started as a single red blend named Goats do Roam into a full-fledged wine company.

Bored Doe

Madame Chevre, an udderley gorgeous doe, bored but mischievous, serenely looks out over her neatly manicured vineyards. She reluctantly conforms to legislation and tradition, and only utilizes Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon, Malbec and Petit Verdot in her seductive blend. This she does vintage after vintage. Bored with tradition and legislation, she now uses her charm and seductive wines to add spice to her life. Beware, you are about to become her latest conquest! – Pairs well with Venison.

Marilyn Merlot

This could fall into the play on words category as well. I would describe this wine like wind up a skirt. Ok being a guy i have never had wind up my skirt, but I … nevermind just drink this stuff.

The Italian Job

I had no idea this was a remake .. The plan was flawless… the job was executed perfectly… the escape was clean. Wait thats the movie .. as for the wine not so clean, but i will drink most any swill.

The Full Monte

A full bodied red .. you can see and taste everything about this wine. I suggest drinking this wine Full Monte

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard is probably the original “Fun Label” introduced in 1996. Thierry Boudinaud, a renowned winemaker who had crafted wines from California to France, from Chile to South Africa was sitting in a cold damp wine cellar one winter day when the door burst open. It was Guy Anderson his dear friend from London who had just arrived to sample the recent vintage. “It’s cold enough to freeze the balls of a brass monkey” Guy bellowed with a big smile on his face. “Now Thierry let’s find out what gems we have this year.” The next day after sleeping in past noon due to the late night before, Thierry thought he would have Guy try an experimental wine . “Sure Thierry, you know how hard it is to get me to try a new wine.” Both friends had no idea that leaving the wine in barrel on the lees (yeast cells) would result is such a dramatic difference from the wine they tried the day before. It had a wonderful color and rich, round palate. Both men stood and stared at each other for what seemed like five minutes until Thierry exclaimed “now zat iz what you call eh phet bast-ard” Guy laughed with a belly laugh you could clearly hear in the neighboring town. He had used the expression Fat bastard often to describe things that were great but hearing it in a French accent made it so much funnier.

Utter Bastard

Same producer as above, just a bit more of a Bastard of a wine!

Bitch

This ain’t your Daddy’s Grenache. This is a wine about pleasure. Subversive pleasure. Not everyone needs to approve in order for YOU to have pleasure. Winemakers will tell you that Grenache is a bitch to grow. And, it’s a bitch to make. This makes a great gift for that special you know who in your life!

Mad Housewife

The label speaks for itself

White Trash White

Even the White Trash have upgraded from Moonshine and Boones Farm (admit it you drank it and got sick) to Chardonnay.

I like the label, but its gonna be a hard sell to move from Bud to this Cab. Not to mention when you say cab they are thinking yellow car. But I say “Git R Done”!

Who isn’t happy drinking cheap wine!