How To Cope With An iPhone Obsessed World
This is for all my fellow humans out there who are still using a phone from the "dark ages". Now, don't get me wrong, I WANT an iPhone. Yet, I can think of every reason why I don't want one. Mainly being that EVERYONE who is ANYONE has an iPhone and they use it obsessively! Whatever happened to a "hello, goodbye" conversation without checking your email first? For those without the world in your pocket, this guide is for you. Here's how to cope with a world who has moved on without us...
When did the iPhone become a person? I know it’s an intelligent phone, but come on.
Advertisements Are Everywhere!
OK! I know what an iphone looks like! They ALL look the same! You don’t have to rub it in my face that I don’t have one! Gosh.
iPhone Users Are Starting Their Kids On The Road To iPhone Obsession
Even The PC Guy Is Using An iPhone!
Well, I guess he’s just an actor after all.
Even Cartoons Have iPhones
I want to know how Homer can afford this on his salary.
The Desperate
Alright, this is totally something I would do. I haven’t done it yet, but I could hit the streets soon.
You can build your own robot here and make it look like a person holding an iPhone! There are all kinds of fun knick knacks here as well… mostly robot related.
You can build your own robot here and make it look like a person holding an iPhone! There are all kinds of fun knick knacks here as well… mostly robot related.
Remember, It's An Accessory
I don’t think this girl even knows how to use an iPhone. It looks great with her black dress and gloves though, right?
Wait. Can you even use the touch screen with gloves on?
The Bigger The Better
If the iPhone came out during the 80’s, it would’ve been THIS BIG! Thank god we don’t have to put up with that, right?
Yeah. We knew this day would come. I bet this couple proposed with the iPhone. I bet this is how they kiss each other all the time. Wow.
For all of you who don’t have an iPhone. They have some great iPhone alternatives!
For all of you who don’t have an iPhone. They have some great iPhone alternatives!
Steve Jobs Taking Over The World!
You rich, rich man.
Yeah, So You Can Tweet On The Go...Big Deal
Yeah. That would be nice to tell everyone what I’m doing ALL the time. Instead, I have to wait until I get to my computer. It’s ok though! I don’t know if the world needs to know when I pee.
Everybody Has To Have One!
Ok, playing devil’s advocate here….
Where’s our individuality? Must we all have the same phone? Do you feel a sense of freedom when you buy one?
Oh To Be The First In Line
This guy, Greg Packer, was the first in line to buy an iphone. Some people! Why would you wait in line for a phone? Just wait for it to be on sale again. Sheesh.
Some facts about Greg though: He’s also been the first in line to see Ground Zero at the viewing platform, and to meet President Bush after his inauguration… That’s only to name a few places where he’s waited to be the first in line.
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iPhone vs. The Blackberry
Remember when the blackberry was the phone to own? Not anymore! Watch out blackberry owners. The iPhone is taking over! I never had the blackberry either…
In case you didn’t know, this is where you can get an iphone. The huge store on Michigan Ave. is just delightful, I must say. Sometimes I go in here and daydream.
In case you didn’t know, this is where you can get an iphone. The huge store on Michigan Ave. is just delightful, I must say. Sometimes I go in here and daydream.
Point At Them
If you’re like me, you can spot an iPhone user from a mile away. They cradle that phone like it’s their baby. Next time you see this, just point at them. That will show ’em! Errrr just make you feel good.
A Service For The Big Spenders
Yeah, I almost got an iPhone. Then I saw how much they cost each month with crappy service. Thanks at&t.
You can buy all sorts of gadgets and phone holders here for your non iPhone!
You can buy all sorts of gadgets and phone holders here for your non iPhone!
No Other Service Options Available?!
Verizon, when are you going to get on board here?!
You're Not Alone
Just wait it out, people… without iPhones! Maybe this is a fad. You’ll see when a new, better phone comes out. We’ll be the first to snag it!
You LOSER!
Naw. I’m just jealous. Still, you LOSERS!
You Lose Your iPhone, You Lose Yourself
I can’t wait for the day when you lose your iphone and it calls your name! Now THAT would be sweet.
I don’t understand it. I just don’t. Boohoooooo.
The Old vs. The New
I had one of the first ipods and I thought I was up to speed with technology. I had everything apple, except for this darn phone! Oh the pressure.
Everyone Is Doing It
Everyone is a photographer now too. Gosh I feel left out. I really dig that polaroid app.
Ya know, where you can take all of your noniPhone related electronic stuff to be fixed!
Ya know, where you can take all of your noniPhone related electronic stuff to be fixed!
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